Monday, August 10, 2015

The Loch Ness Monster Is A Wha...?

Mystery solved.  Again.

Experts say that "the" Loch Ness Monster....is a catfish.

Yeah, I can see the resemblance here.

Granted, I've been hearing about the Loch Ness Monster -- aka, Nessie -- for years.

I've seen the alleged photo evidence.  And I've heard all the naysayer explanations debunking it.

Like the rumors of Big Foot and intelligence in the Democrap National Committee -- proof of which from the latter is devastatingly lacking -- the Loch Ness Monster remains a myth that is short of real proof, and short of absolute disallowance.

Nonetheless, here's a short story I picked up on Faceplant that claims to lay the myth to final rest:


Loch Ness Monster: Mythical Creature in Scottish Lake Is Likely Large Catfish, Expert Says
"Looking at all the evidence, speaking to eyewitnesses, the most likely solution is a Wels catfish," Steve Feltham told Sky News. Feltham said he has spent 24 years searching for the creature.  
 
 
So finally, we now *know* that the mythical "Bessie"....is a catfish.
 
Hoooooookayyyyyyyyy...
 
Of course, the USAF continues to claim that, like anything else unusual and reported by the public, it's nothing more than a weather balloon:
 
I'm sure they will get around to adding Nessie's silhouette to this chart soon.
 
Meantime, Yahoo Gnus has assigned perky Katie Couric to interview the Loch Ness catfish:
 
Aw c'mon, Katie:  they only want you to actually do it before Brian Williams claims he did some years back when he resurfaces on msnbc...
 
 
 

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2 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

All these experts that just tell lies. And the low information voters that believe all the lies. Life marches on.

Have a fabulous day. My best to Seymour. ☺

10 August, 2015 10:50  
Blogger Serena said...

If Nessie's a catfish, no wonder he stays hidden. That would be one mighty severely mutated catfish. Poor thing's probably embarrassed. Of course, he could also be a weather balloon.:-)

12 August, 2015 08:56  

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