Thursday, August 13, 2015

Even Shorter Circuit

Number 5 is apparently NOT amused.

Here comes a web design scam out of...get ready for it...INDIA.

Or at least it says it's from there.

It might originally be from Pittsburgh.

Either and or eyether, here's the original pitch:


 On Saturday, July 18, 2015 11:10 AM, Deepak sharma deepaksharmaseoservices39@outlook.com> wrote:    

Hello,

I sincerely hope you are doing well.

We are an INDIA based Web Design company with a primary focus on SEO based Website Design & Development (ASP, ASP.Net, Java, Perl and PHP development).

We have a dedicated team of 130 professional designers, developers and SEO specialists; especially f or Graphic/Flash/3D designing.

We can assure you of getting quality w or ks. Most firms overseas have achieved a significant amount of savings by outsourcing either part of, or their entire w or k to us in India.

We would like you to give us an opp or tunity to w or k with your company and AMAZE you with our service.

Please let us know in case you are interested.

Kind Regards,
Deepak Sharma
Skype: snehadixit9  

Whatsapp:+918171820265
Online Marketing Manager  
 
 
That's what he/they sent.  Putting my head together with my pet rock -- and quickly remembering why I don't do that...ow.. -- here's what went back:
 
 
Gratings and fallopian tubes,

I hope in sincerity that what you are doing in a well.

We are an INDIA based ink and what it is we screw is Web Design with a primary forcus on WTF based Webslight Design & Dissolution (ASP, ADDER,. Java, Folgers, Maxwell Horse, HUA and pHd development).

We have a constipated team of 130 mathematicians, all working it out with a pencil; if we can, that doesn't not mean that you can.




 We can assure you of getting quality w or tf. Most firms overseas have achieved a significant amount of down time by stripping geese themselves and pass the savings on to  us in India.

We would like us to give you an opp or tunity to w or k with our company and AMAZEBALLS us with your service.

Please let you know in case we are interested.

Kind Regards,
Deep Rack Ack Rack Charmin
Skype: snehadixit9     
Whatsamattau:+918171820265
Online Mousketeering MisManager
* pleased to see below an example of our fine web building soivices
 
I'm not surprised that ol' "Deepak" didn't write back.
 
The pet rock was...
 
"Was NOT!!!"

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1 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. You two are dangerous when you work together. Very dangerous.

Have a fabulous day Mike. My best to my buddy Seymour. ☺

13 August, 2015 09:24  

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