Even Shorter Circuit

Number 5 is apparently NOT amused.

Here comes a web design scam out of...get ready for it...INDIA.

Or at least it says it's from there.

It might originally be from Pittsburgh.

Either and or eyether, here's the original pitch:

 On Saturday, July 18, 2015 11:10 AM, Deepak sharma deepaksharmaseoservices39@outlook.com> wrote:    

Hello,

I sincerely hope you are doing well.

We are an INDIA based Web Design company with a primary focus on SEO based Website Design & Development (ASP, ASP.Net, Java, Perl and PHP development).

We have a dedicated team of 130 professional designers, developers and SEO specialists; especially f or Graphic/Flash/3D designing.

We can assure you of getting quality w or ks. Most firms overseas have achieved a significant amount of savings by outsourcing either part of, or their entire w or k to us in India.

We would like you to give us an opp or tunity to w or k with your company and AMAZE you with our service.

Please let us know in case you are interested.

Kind Regards,Deepak Sharma

Skype: snehadixit9  

Whatsapp:+918171820265

Online Marketing Manager  

 

 

That's what he/they sent.  Putting my head together with my pet rock -- and quickly remembering why I don't do that...ow.. -- here's what went back:

 

 

Gratings and fallopian tubes,

I hope in sincerity that what you are doing in a well.

We are an INDIA based ink and what it is we screw is Web Design with a primary forcus on WTF based Webslight Design & Dissolution (ASP, ADDER,. Java, Folgers, Maxwell Horse, HUA and pHd development).

We have a constipated team of 130 mathematicians, all working it out with a pencil; if we can, that doesn't not mean that you can.

 We can assure you of getting quality w or tf. Most firms overseas have achieved a significant amount of down time by stripping geese themselves and pass the savings on to  us in India.

We would like us to give you an opp or tunity to w or k with our company and AMAZEBALLS us with your service.

Please let you know in case we are interested.

Kind Regards,Deep Rack Ack Rack Charmin

Skype: snehadixit9     

Whatsamattau:+918171820265

Online Mousketeering MisManager

* pleased to see below an example of our fine web building soivices

 

I'm not surprised that ol' "Deepak" didn't write back.

 

The pet rock was...

 

"Was NOT!!!"