You may or may not remember this: when Bugs Bunny and an Australian aborigine had an "unga BUNGA" duel of gibberish...before the aborigine went total whackadoodle.
That was probably 75 or so years ago.
Yet..."unga bunga" can still illicit the most curious in responses from those of a scamming antecedence.
Especially one who bills hisself as a "spellcaster".
Here's his opening gambit:
Hello and welcome, Here is the lasting solution to all your worries, I am Dr Ayelala a powerful and great spell caster what is your worries now here is a stop to that worries you have kept to your self.
I FIX THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS TO ALL
ACROSS THE GLOBE ON:
1. Getting your lover or husband back
2. Spiritual bulletproof
4. Money spell
5. Long life spell
6. Prosperity spell
7. Protection spell
8. Get a job spell
9. Becoming a manager spell
10. Get a huge loan without paying any fee spell
11. Getting your scam money back
12. Child spell
13. Pregnancy spell
14. Freedom spell
15. Love spell
16, vanishing spell
17. Invisible human spell
18. Success or pass spell
19. Marriage spell
20. Avenging spell
21. Popularity spell
22. Killing spell
23. Cancer spell
24. Supernatural power spell
25. Madness spell
26. Free house loan spell
27. Production spell of films and Movie
28. HIV/AIDS Cure
29. Tuberculosis spell
30. Loose weight and body spell
Recollecting how successful Bugs Bunny was with his response...well, I decided to try it anyway:
Unga bunga bunga bunga BINGA BANGA BOINGA BUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGA! Spell cast THAT bucko.
It becomes obvious that our spellcaster never saw that particular cartoon:
Hello,If i may ask what is your worry and please be specific with what you are doing and saying right now
Unga bunga bunga bunga BINGA BANGA BOINGA BUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGA! Spell cast THAT, twatwaffle.
I can help you with the spell sacrifice all you have to is get the
items charge which is 300 us dollars as soon this is done you will see
positive results within 2 hours...May the Gods be in your favour
I can be taken for only $300? Brother, can you spare me $300? Neither can I:
Onry 300 donuts? Ooga booga unga bunga BUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I can help you with the spell sacrifice but all you must is get 300 us dollars to me and I make for you positive results within 2 hours.
For 300 donut I ubanga wanga wanga woo unga BUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGAAAAAAAA! You want chash or keck?
So now I wait to hear his choice of chash or keck...