Friday, March 27, 2015

Das Gooble Deutchen Undt Schtuff

I've won another online lottery.  I think.

The award letter came mostly in Deutche sprechen, so I'm not totally sure.  Yes, I did take it to teh Gooble translooter to see vhat das fokke vuz uppensee, and that's vhat it suggested.

I win again.

Just once, it'd be nice to be real LOL.

Here's a piece of vhat it sez:


GLЬCKWЬNSCHE NOCH EINMAL VON DEN MITGLIEDERN UND STAB DER LOTTERIE BORD
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                                 GOOGLE UK LTD,
                                       1-13 ST GILES HIGH STREET,
                                                LONDON WC2H 8AG,
                                                           UNITED KINGDOM   
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Wir freuen uns, Ihnen noch einmal gratulieren zu dieser Notiz, die Teil unserer glьcklichen Gewinner ausgewдhlt diesem Jahr. Diese Aktion wurde im Anschluss an die aktive Nutzung des Google-Suchmaschine und im Google-Hilfsdienste anzukurbeln. Daher machen wir mit Ihren Preis zu gewinnen glauben, werden Sie weiterhin aktiv zu sein und Schirmherrschaft fьr dieses Unternehmen. Google ist heute der weltweit fьhrende Suchmaschine weltweit und in dem Bestreben, sicherzustellen, dass sie die am weitesten verbreitete Suchmaschinen bleibt, ein Online-E-Mail Stimmabgabe aus wurde am 05/02/2015 ohne Ihr Wissen ausgefьhrt wurde offiziell freigegeben am 14/03/2015. Wir mцchten Ihnen fцrmlich mitteilen, dass Ihre E-Mail-Adresse zu einem Pauschalbetrag von Ђ615 , 81000  
Wir mцchten Ihnen mitteilen, dass Sie erfolgreich den Anforderungen, den gesetzlichen Auflagen, Ьberprьfungen und unsere zufriedenstellenden Bericht Test fьr alle unsere Online-Gewinner durchgefьhrt weitergegeben.   
 
 
Vas ist los?
 
 
After visiting teh Gooble translooter, I know vas ist los....any connection midde fact undt reality undt schtuff.
 
 
Still, an edit seemed appropriate.  Not one I'd transloot into sprechen once it was writ; nah...let's just leave it in the vernacular that I edited it...slumgullion:
 
 
GLOCKENSPIEL UNDT SCHTUFF AGAIN BY THE MEMBERS AND STAFF OF THE IRONING BROAD
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GOOBLE UK LTD,
                                       
1-13 ST GILES HIGH STREET,
                                                
LONDON WC2H 8AG,
                                                           
UBITTE KINGDUMB
********************************************************************************************************We are pleased to once again constipate you on this nert that part of our glockenspiel undt schtuff vinner this year. This action was to stimulate the ingrown clitoris of our internet service provider, Fraulein Blucher*, and get us some sex toys in this boring office. Therefore, we do believe with your vinning prize -- an all expense paid trip to Tikrit, Iraq, to war with those ISIS bastards -- you will continue to be active until or unless you is killed, in which case the glockenspiel undt schtuff that you von vill be null and voided undt redistributed elfware.  Gooble is the world's fartphignewton and in an effort to ensure that it doesn't change it's cyber underwear, an online e-mail from Hillary Clinton's primate server has been sent midde out your knowledge on 05.03.2015, and vill soon be in das hands of Trey Gowdy and ze Haus Benghazi Committee.  We munchen firmmen undt hundsfott das vienerschnitzel also midde out your knowledge on 14/03 / 2015th, vhich ain't happen yettensee.   We mцchten notified fцrmlich that your e-mail address ist kaput undt ist todt.  Das is flieger schiesse das vay it meaned to be.
We mцchten inform you that you have successfully passed douchenozzle undt jackvagon for all our online vinners the requirements, statutarily obliques, undt berprьfungen -- vhatever das fokke dat vord is -- and our satisfactory report Testicles.
 
A vinning check in marks vill be issued in your name by Gooble Proctoscopic team, and also a certificate suitable fer hangingk on das vall in Hillary's cell vunce she ist arrested undt jailed fer das email kerfuffle midde Department of Schtate.  Assert Information required from you part of our precautionary measure to enhance, indeed, velcome  double and unwarranted abuse of this program.
To vin your prize, please provide the means of our schweinhundt staff member Transfer Manager Cole Mason are correct, gefallen undt kaput midde spitzen sparken undt schtuff.  
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Please vollstдndige Ьberprьfung and don't not pee on the release form
 
(1) vollsgenitalwanker ...............................(2) volksvagen sodomizen das tail pipen ........................................(3) Numbers (vun, du, sigh, dry, fier, fin, fokke undt voforthen)............................................ ...(4) Mobile (see das volksvagen #du) .............................................. ........(5) Vhere das fokk ist vu .....................................(6) Professional, amateur or das rookie .............................................. ..........(7) Last time you have sex undt vhat with .........................................(8) Age .............................................. ...........(9) ever von a trip to Tikrit to fight ISIS islamofascist asswipes before? .............(10) If yes, vas it midde your mutter in law? ..........
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These are your avard details.
Security Code Number: WT / F / 41575MeinGott
Ticket No .: WT / F / 666/00/2016
Vinning numbers: WTF / 202/647/5291

 
Midde loads undt schiesse, MASON COLE

                                                                          
E-mail: goggprom@yahoo.es

                                                                          
E-mail: colemason2@yahoo.es

                                                                          
Call: +44703598 3103
Mr. Larry PageCEO & Vienerschnitzel tester*************Mr. Eric E. SchmidtExecutive Toilet Seat Schniffer*************Mr. Nikesh AroraChief Bustinnuttzen Officer
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 Das email vus zent via Hillary Clinton's primate email zerver undt her own perzonal flieger zervice, Broomsticks Luftwaffe.
 
Since Hill is so prominently mentioned herein, I saw to it that my character cced her in the email....it'll probably wind up joining 30,000 other emails of hers...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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2 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

I've been awake my friend as you have been. Our politicians are a bunch of crooks and many think it's just fine. It's not.

Have a fabulous day. I hope Seymour is having a great time. ☺

27 March, 2015 09:30  
Anonymous Debbie said...

Gooble translooter, good one.

Hillary has officially scrubbed her server clean, well somebody did. No one is surprised.

Debbie
Right Truth

27 March, 2015 20:48  

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