With An Email Like "Moviescript 2005"...

It's GOTTA BE something hokey.

And that be Donald Nnosiri.

Yes, he actually has the email address of moviescript2005@yahoo.com  And he contacts folks with investment scams.  Like this h'yar:

Dear Investors

 

This is what i real love to invest on if i have the financial to back it up
1. Estate Management (Housing & Hotel)
2. Transportation Management

This two list is what i intend to invest which generate high profit in business. But we can't do the two at a time. just one after the other. The one that we can quick generate money back and make profit presently is Estate management and Transportation Services.

ESTATE/HOTEL MANAGEMENT: This is what i intend to do by buying some hecters of land, build a resident apartment, Build Private Guest House/Hotel for travelers and foreigners, office space for rentage and shopping mall.

TRANSPORTATION SERVICES: Getting a land at each states in Nigeria for park with people can board their bus, buying buses, build an office for staff, build Guest house for passenger to rent. And can also extend the business in west Africa like Ghana, cameroun etc..

This two items i analyse is what i want to start up with first before the rest listed above. With this we will quick recover the startup finance and then make big profit which we can use to invest another  things.

So by God grace the proper proposal will be attached with other document about myself. Be rest assured that what u invested on will be satisfactory to ur thirst. Remember this proposal is not scam, it is real business. And the rule is that the investor will have to visit to see how investment is going.

please I want serious investor who want to make good money and huge profit in business

Thank you
Donald  

 

 

But of COURSE he needs money to back up his scam...er...scheme. 

 

I found this email edit taylor-swift made for my pet rock, Seymour:

 

 

On Monday, February 9, 2015 6:06 AM, donald nnosiri <moviescript2005@yahoo.com> after having a wet dream about hisself, Hillary Clinton and a yak, wrote

Dear Incestors

 

This is what i real love to invest on if i have the financial to back it up

1. Painful rectal itch 
2. Transportation of elephant fecal material to the basement of the DNC.

3.  Piranha genital implants

This three list is what i intend to incest with inbred farm animals I've fertilized myself. But we can't do the three at a time; the piranha genital implants are very sensitive and must be done first, then we can do the others, just one after the other. The one that we can quick generate the most amount of *WTF*s on the world stage is the piranha genital implants.  Even Kanye West won't insist on Beyoncé getting the Grammy for that.  Of this I am almost kind of sure.

PIRANHA GENITAL IMPLANTS:  this is a bit misnamed.  Lots of peoples cross the Amazon.com, and some of them falls in.  When they do, piranha eats whatever dangles or dips for too longs.  So I see lucrative market in doing implants for victims, yes?  I have my groinological degree from the University of Clodumbia, USA, so I am certifiable.  We'll advertisement for this at the 2016 Super Bowel and in public outhouses near shopping mall.

PAINFUL RECTAL ITCH:  Getting a handle on this, especially in Nigeria, this is most important.  Most important.  Once we do that, we then make painful rectal itch-free places like Ghana, Cameroon, Somalia, pilates, Toledo, Dearborn, Pahrump, Chicago and Liechtenstein etc..

This two items i analyse is what i want to start up with first before the transportation of elephant fecals to the basement of the DNC.  Debbie Wasserman Schultz look too much like Medusa...she scare me.  First we get other two and figure out if a bag on DWS's head is protection enough, and then make big move to make delivery there.

So by the grace of a Coke bottle dropped in a Third World village, the proper proposal will be attached with other document about myself, including photos of my last proctological exam. Be rest assured that what u are about to see will cure you of seeing other such pictures.  Remember this proposal is not scam, it is simply the business I'm intended on giving you. And the rule is that the incestor will have to visit an inbred farm animal insemination clinic to donate.

please I want only persons who is seriously disturbed to respond please and yank you.  

 
Thank you
Donald  

 

 

This edit didn't get Seymour any response from Donald, though Kanye West is reportedly pissed off and wanting to know WHY Beyoncé doesn't get a grammy for this...