Internet Love (Scam) Gone Editing Wrong
Ignoring Tom Petty, she claims to live like a refugee, while having most likely millions in the bank, somewhere.
Here's her opening and follow up ploys:
I Am Interested in you,
My name is Serena, I am very glad to view your profile today, please I want you to contact me through my email ID because I have a Very Important thing to tell you.
I will be expecting your mail.
Just so we're clear here -- as an ex-friend liked to say while being vague and incommunicative as could be -- Serena sent this to FOUR of my email accounts; three of which are dedicated to playing with scammers just like her. So from one, my character responded simply with a "tell me more" email. And she did:
Hello my sweetlove,
How is everything? I know it's all good. I am excited to read from you today. My dear as I told you in my last mail, My name is serena Baturi, an Ivorian in West Africa.Presently I am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal, as a result of the civil war going on in my country. I am a beautiful loving young girl of 23 years, about 5'8" tall. slim fit, weighing about 60kg. My father Late Hon. Humphrey Baturi was a successful businessman, he deals on Gold and Diamond before the rebels attacked our house one evening and kill him with my mother and my only brother. I'm the only one alive from the family. By the grace of God I made my way to a nearby country where I'm presently living as a refugee.My dear, I came in the site to search for love and care which I have not gotten for a very long time since I lost my family members. I here by believe that in time to come you will be my side and I will show you unreserved love and respect through out my time . Dear, I want to know more about you, your real name, Your real country, your occupation, your age your hobbies and what you are doing presently. My hobbies are swimming, dancing, singing, cooking, reading, sports and watching movies. As for me, i have a lot and VERY IMPORTANT thing to tell you in my next mail, maybe before then i will try to get our Rev phone number to give you so you can call for us to talk and hear each others voice. And please also remember that in a any good relationship ''Distance or Age '' dose not matters, what matters is how you care about ache other , so please bear with me for the distance and age. I have attached my pictures here for you to know me very well. In my next mail I will tell you more about myself.
I wait your reply with impatience.
The "VERY IMPORTANT thing" she was to tell me next will probably not get told now...on accounta cuz my character took the above email and edited it, both in text and photos:
I start by askage "how is everything?" Personally, I doesn't not care how is everythings with you, because you are jackwagon asshat that gots moneys I want. But I not sez that heres, okay? Insteads I sez that I know it's all good.
My hobbies used to be swimming until I get large and they send tsunami warning when I go nears the water; dancing with wombats; singing the greatest hits of William Hung and William Shatter; cooking missionaries; reading instructions after I overcooks missionaries; and watching classic holyweird movies like Napolean Dynomited and Beatlesjuiced.
As for me, if I can ever get out of being stuck inside this internat thing -- fiber oprahs suck -- i have a lot and VERY IMPORTANT thing to tell you in my next mail, maybe before then i will try to get our Rev Al Sharpton's phone number to give you so you can listen to him going on and on about wart privilege and rashism and how he be such an ass peoples pay him to goes away.
And please also remember that in a any good relationship ''Distance or Age '' dose not matters, what matters is that abscess make the fart go Honda. I think.
I have attached my pictures here for you to know me very well. In my next mail I will tell you more about how I am going to replace Marie Barf at department of state because I talks gooder than her and can keep a straighter face when I lies on the talking points memooos.
I wait your reply with genital insert...I can't reach it being jammed in internat. Hope you can email past my blockage.