The Reply I Cannot Post

Yes, that's right:  I cannot post the reply I sent this email scammer.

Really.

Well, I probably could.

But some politically correct yutz would complain to Blogger.  And with the current regime in charge of trying to undermine the US Constitution, they'd probably have the post pulled.  Oh yes...Obozo would do that.

So I won't post the reply I  sent to this email scammer.

But I reckon you can imagine it, once you read their scam mail:

On Tuesday, March 18, 2014 7:11 PM, Sgt. Abdul Kalam <abdul.kalam8@live.com> wrote:

Dear friend.

Please forgive me if i break into your privacy as it was done out of my desire to locate a trusted person who can guarantee me the trust need in this transaction.

Before I proceed, I want to Introduce myself. I am SGT. Abdul Kalam an American soldier, serving in the military with the army 3rd infantry division in Iraq but currently redeployed to Afghanistan. With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you as i hope you will be human enough not to betray me.

 I am seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of eight million United States dollars to you as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care since you are within presence of God until I complete my service here.

Some money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse near one of Saddam old palaces in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by staff sgt Kenneth Buff and I that some part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first.

This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole, of which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last time. Http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British contact working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package, and believes that it belongs to a British/American medical doctor who also died in an early morning raid here in Iraq, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family in united states.

I have now found a secured way of getting the package out of Iraq to you, for you to pick up, and I will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me, and I believe that my money will be well secured in your hand because you have fear of God. I want you to tell me how much you will take from this money for the assistance you will give to me. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please and please destroy this message as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us soldier here in Afghanistan.

I do not know how long we will remain here, especially now that The President Barrack Obama has notify the world of his interest in solving the crises in Syria and I have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, I honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately.

YOURS FAITHFULLY
SGT. Abdul Kalam  

 

Oh, trust me:  I did reply immediately.

 

I just can't post the reply.  I reckon you know why  ;-)