Tuesday, November 12, 2013

UN is an Acronym Too

The current potus of the US has gone far to give acronyms a bad name.

But the UN -- alleged 'United Nations' -- was way ahead of him on that.

Scammers are what they are, of course.

So here's the latest scam I've received from, once more, the "UN":


U. N. C. C Regional office office United Nations Compensation Commission (UNCC) Domiciliary Outlet, Lagos Nigeria. Plot 617/618, Diplomatic Zone, Central Area District, P.M.B. 2851, Garki, Abuja, Nigeria. http://www.uncc.ch/status.htm
 
Nov 1 at 1:31 PM

United Nations Compensation Commission (UNCC)
Domiciliary Outlet, Lagos Nigeria.
Plot 617/618, Diplomatic Zone,
Central Area District,
P.M.B. 2851, Garki,
Abuja, Nigeria.

Attention: Beneficiary,
 
The United Nation Compensation Commission with its Domiciliary Office in Nigeria and its other outlets in Benin Republic, Ghana and Burkina Faso received a report of scam against you. The countries of Nigeria, Benin Republic, Burkina Faso and Ghana have recompense you following United Nation World Re-compensation Commission (U.N.W.R.C) held with the four countries Government and various countries High Commission for the fraudulent activities carried out by the four countries Citizens. Your name was among those scammed as listed by the Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU). Compensation has been issued out in a Visa Gold to all the affected victims and has already been in distribution to all the bearers. Your Visa Gold was among those that were reported undelivered. We wish to advise you to see to the instructions of the Committee to make sure you receive your Visa Gold immediately.
 
In light of the aforementioned please provide the following information to enable us confirm your information for payment.
 
Your Full Name: (No Abbreviation Please)
Current Residential Address:
Previous Home Address if any:
Direct Contact Telephone Number:
Fax:
Driver License or Passport:
ID No:
Yours Sincerely,
Mitchelle Rice (Mrs.)
Payment Coordinator
West Africa Payment Officer
Tel: +1-707-370-5193 

What to do, what to do?  Well, the first thing that came to mind was something to do with someone's head up there ass, like all of the nobama regime's is:


But then -- see what I just did there -- it hit me:


Let's make the theme to do with colonization...


Of Uranus...


And the rest came easy in the edit:


Uranus Nigerian Colonization Commission (UNCC)
Domiciliary Outlet, Lagos Nigeria.
Plot 617/618, Diplomatic Zone,
Central Area District,
P.M.B. 2851, Garki,
Abuja, Nigeria.
 
Attention: Beneficiary,
 
The Uranus Nigerian Colonization Commission with its Domiciliary Office in Nigeria and its other outlets in Benin Republic, Ghana and Burkina Faso received a report of you wanting to be include in our colonization of Uranus plans.  The countries of Nigeria, Benin Republic, Burkina Faso and Ghana have agreed to establish a colony on Uranus by the year 2020, or 2100, which ever come first.  We're not terrible good with numbers.
 
In late 2012 we have a meeting with United Nation World Re-location Commission (U.N.W.R.C) held with the four countries Government and various countries High Commission for the purpose of establish who we want to relocate to Uranus for our colony.  Your name was among those found on our lists as reported to us by the Nigeria Lacks Intelligent Colony on Uranus (NLICU). Complimentary travel vouchers for only $69 USD has been issued out for distribute to all the bearers. Your travel voucher was among those that were reported undelivered. We wish to advise you to see to the instructions of the Committee to make sure you receive your travel voucher immediate if not soonest.
 
In light of the aforementioned please provide the following information to enable us confirm your information for recording of new colony records.
 
Your Full Name: (No Abbreviation Please)
Current Residential Address:
Future Desired Address On Uranus (street names/numbers not yet assigned):
Previous Home Address if any:
Direct Contact Telephone Number:
Fax:
Driver License or Passport:
ID No:
Yours Sincerely,
Moochelle Nobama Rice (Mrs.)
Colony Coordinator
West Africa Uranus Colonization Office Officer
Tel: +1-707-370-5193 
 
No response from the scammers has been forthcoming.  Nor, so far, from any recipients by their peers of this unique opportunity.  Perhaps they already think they're ON Uranus, what with their heads are at...

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3 Comments:

Blogger Herb said...

The current potus of the us?

12 November, 2013 03:42  
Blogger Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. You've outdone yourself this time. Excellent.

Have a fabulous day. My best to Seymour. ☺

12 November, 2013 09:05  
Blogger Right Truth said...

Uranus Nigerian Colonization Commission (UNCC) Good one.

Debbie
Right Truth
http://www.righttruth.typepad.com

12 November, 2013 18:17  

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