Scam White House Chief of Staph And Her Scam Revs
Spelling intended.
Yes, I received an email from Monica Howard, who claims to be the current Chief of Staph of the White House under the illegitimate and completely nincompoop Joe Bidumb.
It is titled "Plots Against You".
I figured it was going to warn me about all the plots by the DNC, CNN, Fauxci, Big Pharma, Bill Gates, Hollywad, et al....*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER*
Nawp...just another sleazy Scamland ploy:
Greeting,
In accordance to my religious persuasion, I felt expedient to write
and inform you on the wicked conspiracy hatched by Mr. John" to divert
your money to their designated account in Europe. From my position as
a lowly clerk in this office, I discovered that they moved the fund
from the United Kingdom to China and then moved it last week to Banco
Italiano in ITALY. Today I found out through the Central computer
database that they are about to reroute your fund to a security
company at Benin republic where they will be able to maneuver the
strict IMF money laundering regulatory orders.
With this, I felt that it is important for me to alert you on this new
development. They are still using your name and contract/inheritance
identification number as the beneficiary but they have changed the
account co-ordinate and this is the reason they are frustrating you by
asking for endless fees in order to buy time pending on when they will
transfer your funds to their designated account in Cayman Islands. I
have the reference number of the transaction and also I have the
number of the official who is directly in charge at the SECURITY
COMPANY. Your payment is supposed to go through the BCEAO Credit
Control Financial Clearing House before final Lodging into the
security company. All the data about your claim profile are within my
reach. I do not need gratification from you either in cash or kind.
I can never be a part of evil because the bible said YE SHALL KNOW THE
TRUTH AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE. Please respect my discretion
in this matter, you can send an email to me so that I can give you the
reference number and the name and contact information of the officials
of the security company. I repeat, please do not expose my person, it
is not easy to get jobs around here and I cannot contend with these
powerful individuals because they can eliminate me just like that. You
can also reach me on my new e-mail address:
(monica00howard@hotmail.com). I access this more often.
God bless you.
And to 'authenticate', she included this:
Naturally, I was left with unanswered questions...so I asked a few:
That Mr. John always was a f**king rascal.
That said, I am curious: how many times has Joe Bidumb groped you and sniffed your hair? Asking for a friend.
It came as no surprise that ol' Monica wasn't much of a comprehender:
Naturally I did as I was instructed not to do:
Naturally, when I replied to this one I also included the Democrap National Committee and two or three democrap activist email addresses in the reply...just so's Monica could see how well I comply with instructions.
Monica's reply was rather satisfying:
what are you meaning here?
Whaddaya mean, "what are you meaning here?" Whaddaya think that I am meaning here? Whaddaya think my two pet rocks are meaning here? The recap of your instructions were simple. The questions my pet rocks asked were simple. You have only to confirm to me that my recap of your information was correct, and to answer the simple questions my pet tocks put to you. Kapish? Now answer up like a good little White House Chief of Staph that you aren't, so we can get on with this nonsense.
That was clearly not the response Monica Howard was counting on, as her silence ever since suggests...
Labels: baiting email and leftist scammers for fun and annoyance, Joe Bidumb, Monica Howard scam, Pastor Gas, Scam South African Reverends, White House Chief of Staph scam
1 Comments:
Love all the graphics the best. You're not going to hear from Monica Howard ever again.
Have a fabulous day and week, Mike. My best to Seymour and Element. ♥
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