It All Depends On Your Definition of 'Neener'

Obola and Hellary's "useful idiots" have really taken what's left of the FBI down the crapper.

It's always been that way in Scam Land.

When a scammer chooses to invoke the FBI as their vehicle, they should really do a better job of it, and not allow a little word to trip them up.

The latest example:


Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:

Hello Dear Beneficiary,

Series of meetings have been hold over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $16.5million due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current Prime Minister of Cambodia Excellency Hun Sen to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? because we have two method of  payment which is by Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $5,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2024. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.
Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via FedEx. Because we have signed a contract with FedEx which should expire by the end of May 2020 you will only need to pay $180 instead of $420 saving you $240 so if you
Pay before the one week you save $240 note that any one asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $180.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Government of Cambodia,The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $180.
DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $420 but because FedEx have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $420 to $180 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!To effect the release of your fund valued at $16.5million you are advised to contact our correspondent in Asia the delivery officer

Miss.Lita Joe
with the information below,
Email: fedexcombodia@gmail.com

You are adviced to contact her with the informations as stated below:
Your full Name..
Your Address:..............
Home/Cell Phone:..............

Preferred Payment Method ( ATM / Cashier Check )
Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Amelia Olivia

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535   

Cambodia?  LOL.  

Of course the real FBI would not be engaged in crap like this.  At least, when the real FBI was a world-renowned law enforcement agency, and not a corroded political tool that Obola and Hellary's "useful idiots" turned it into.

At any rate, all this FBI scam wants my character to pay is $180.

BWHAHAHAHAHAAHA.

My character gets right to the point in reply:

Not sending money.  Neener.   

The 'neener' was apparently as confusing to Ms Amelia Olivia as "Nuts!" was to the German commander at Bastogne.  It took two days, but this is the reply my character got:


Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:

Hello Mr. Jack E i don't understand what you really meant are you sure you read the email we sent to you very well?,

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Amelia Olivia

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535   

So the response 'neener' left them wondering if my character read and understood the email?  Okay:

Yes Amelia, I readed your email very well.  Very well indeed.

Not sending you money.  Neener.   

Another day, another confused response:

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:

Hello Mr. Jack E i am still don't understand what you really meant?  you can not have read well the email we sent to you very well?  And what is neener please?

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Amelia Olivia

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535   

Asked and answered:

Yes, Amelia Airheadhardt, I readed most well your email you sended.  Not once, not twice, but thrice.  I let my pet rocks readed it equally well.  They concluded as I did.  No money for you.  As for the meaning of neener, it has many lame uses but mainly narrowed to one in particular, and that is as employed as a negative in a taunting, five year old's way.   Neener. 

It appears that the scammer starts to get it at this point, but isn't willing to give up without one last attempt that leans toward intimidation:

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:

Hello Mr. Jack E you are realize here that you deal with FBI right?  you are not wise to be disrespect to authority like FBI is it?   do the right thing in your reply please.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Amelia Olivia

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535   

Always:

Amelia Airheadhardt I realize who I deal with from the very beginning.  Neener.  The authority you lack is total in regards to me.  Double neener.  Rest assured that I am doing the right and best thing with this response of triple neener.  No money for you.  Neener to the 10th power.  Be clear that that is a jackwagon load of neeners.

Even someone as airheaded as Amelia finally figured out she'd achieved another scam FBI *FAIL*.  She probably better tear up the template she got from Peter Strzok and start over, first making sure that she has an understanding of 'neener'.