Pet Rock Night Parodies Again
Thank you for that intro, Seymour.
My pet rock, Seymour, fancies hisself a music aficionado, and a writer of never-before-writ lyrics.
*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER*
Kinda like he's 1/1024 an antecedence he ain't.
Anyway, this gets started in an email from some official-sounding yahoo from Slovakia of all places. Take a look:
Hon. Miroslav Lajčák of Slovakia, <office.123456@yahoo.com>
Fri 11/22/2019 7:19 PM
Attention
We are hereby to bring to your Notice that your awarded/ Compensated total sum of $6,750,000.00 have been forwarded to the federal Reserve bank because of the delay and Problems You have be having in this transactions,You are hereby advised to Contact the President and CEO of the Federal Reserve Dr. Raphael S. Williams, he is now in the Position to approve and Remit your total sum Directly to your account,
Note that the bank have 3 payment method which you will have to choose your Preferable option, You will pay for the charges of your chosen option as
it was stated because none amount should be deducted from your funds till it get to your destination, Below is the Bank Method,
OPION (1) is Credit card, The total sum will be Credited to your card if you have any and this will cost you only $95 USD, here is the information needed for the Credit card processing,
(1) Name on the card:
(2) Issued bank name:
(3) Card number:
(4) Card Pin number:
(5) owner cell number:
(6) issued date:
(7) expiring date:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OPION (2) is Bank wire transfer, Your total amount will be transfer
directly to your personal account which will cost you $250 USD Only,
here is the needed information for the bank wire transfer,
Your Full Name:
Your FULL Address:
Your Confidential Tel, Cell and Fax:
Your Bank name:
Your Bank address:
Your Account number:
Your Account Name:
Routing numbers:
Your Swift Code:
Your Occupation:
Your Next Of Kin name:
Your Next Of Kin cell No:
Your Next Of Kin email:
A copy of your ID:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OPTION (3) IS An ATM Debit card which will be deliver Direct to your
house which will cost you $320 USD Only, the Total sum will be Uploaded to
yourATM Debit card which allow you to withdraw $10,000,00 USD Per day, and with the card you can also transfer to your personal bank account or any account number with limit of $50,000,00 per day, Here is the needed information for the card delivery,
(1) Name In Full:
(2) Residential Address:
(3) Nationality:
(4) Age:
(5) Sex
(6) Occupation:
(7) Direct Phone:
(8) Present Country:
You are hereby advised NOT to remit further payment to any institutions with respect to your transaction as your fund will be transfer to you
directly from our source. I hope this is clear. Any action contrary to this instruction is at your own risk. we require your positive cooperation at
every level because we are closely monitoring this very transaction in order to avert the bad eggs in our society of today.
You are Advised to contact Dr. Raphael Seay Williams as soon as you receive this email and tell him Your chosen option to proceed immediately, Here is his contact information's, You can text him or email him now with this code of conduct, (#FRB#778)
Name: Dr. Raphael Seay Williams
Email:regional.usa@usa.com
Please do contact him now before is too late because the will forward
your funds to the Federal Government account if they didn't hear from you,
Thank you and Remain Blessed,
Hon. Miroslav Lajčák of Slovakia,
the United Nations General Assembly President, (UNGA)
We are hereby to bring to your Notice that your awarded/ Compensated total sum of $6,750,000.00 have been forwarded to the federal Reserve bank because of the delay and Problems You have be having in this transactions,You are hereby advised to Contact the President and CEO of the Federal Reserve Dr. Raphael S. Williams, he is now in the Position to approve and Remit your total sum Directly to your account,
Note that the bank have 3 payment method which you will have to choose your Preferable option, You will pay for the charges of your chosen option as
it was stated because none amount should be deducted from your funds till it get to your destination, Below is the Bank Method,
OPION (1) is Credit card, The total sum will be Credited to your card if you have any and this will cost you only $95 USD, here is the information needed for the Credit card processing,
(1) Name on the card:
(2) Issued bank name:
(3) Card number:
(4) Card Pin number:
(5) owner cell number:
(6) issued date:
(7) expiring date:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OPION (2) is Bank wire transfer, Your total amount will be transfer
directly to your personal account which will cost you $250 USD Only,
here is the needed information for the bank wire transfer,
Your Full Name:
Your FULL Address:
Your Confidential Tel, Cell and Fax:
Your Bank name:
Your Bank address:
Your Account number:
Your Account Name:
Routing numbers:
Your Swift Code:
Your Occupation:
Your Next Of Kin name:
Your Next Of Kin cell No:
Your Next Of Kin email:
A copy of your ID:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OPTION (3) IS An ATM Debit card which will be deliver Direct to your
house which will cost you $320 USD Only, the Total sum will be Uploaded to
yourATM Debit card which allow you to withdraw $10,000,00 USD Per day, and with the card you can also transfer to your personal bank account or any account number with limit of $50,000,00 per day, Here is the needed information for the card delivery,
(1) Name In Full:
(2) Residential Address:
(3) Nationality:
(4) Age:
(5) Sex
(6) Occupation:
(7) Direct Phone:
(8) Present Country:
You are hereby advised NOT to remit further payment to any institutions with respect to your transaction as your fund will be transfer to you
directly from our source. I hope this is clear. Any action contrary to this instruction is at your own risk. we require your positive cooperation at
every level because we are closely monitoring this very transaction in order to avert the bad eggs in our society of today.
You are Advised to contact Dr. Raphael Seay Williams as soon as you receive this email and tell him Your chosen option to proceed immediately, Here is his contact information's, You can text him or email him now with this code of conduct, (#FRB#778)
Name: Dr. Raphael Seay Williams
Email:regional.usa@usa.com
Please do contact him now before is too late because the will forward
your funds to the Federal Government account if they didn't hear from you,
Thank you and Remain Blessed,
Hon. Miroslav Lajčák of Slovakia,
the United Nations General Assembly President, (UNGA)
Uh..yawp. About as believable as any democrap running for president or an impeachment clown circus.
Well, Seymour heard one of those mental *TOING*s he often hears when reading such drivel, and decided he could use that to parody a song he doesn't like.
"Did NOT parody a song!! These are NEVER-BEFORE-WRIT LYRICS!!! PHFFFFFT!"
Okaaaaaaaaaay...folks check out Seymour's response to the scammers and YOU decide:
Slovakia?
Never been there.
And widdat...one...two...thwee...
Plus I've never been to Spain.
But I kinda like the ta-cos.
Say the sheep fights are insane there.
Just like the dingbat broads at Berk-eley.
They do abuse it, will always lose it.
Never gonna goose it.
Well I never been to Guern-sey.
But I kinda like the crum-pets.
Well, I headed for Las Vegas.
Only made it out to New-ark.
Can you buy that, must be bad drugs that..
feels so Ackphooey, just plain Ackphooey.
But I kinda like the crum-pets.
Well, I headed for Las Vegas.
Only made it out to New-ark.
Can you buy that, must be bad drugs that..
feels so Ackphooey, just plain Ackphooey.
Well I never been to Heaven.
But I heard from folks in La-gos.
Well they tell me I was scammed there.
But they really make me snort here.
But I heard from folks in La-gos.
Well they tell me I was scammed there.
But they really make me snort here.
In friggin' Lagos, or friggin' Newark.
What does it matter, just fly some high-er.
What does it matter, just fly some high-er.
The results were almost everything I sort of come to expect from a parodied-song response like this:
what are you saying?
I wasn't saying...I was sing-ing. Don't you really can't remem-ber?
That took care of Slovakia and that scam.
I just don't know if it takes care of Three Dog Night and ASCAP.
"Oh PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!"
...guess it really DOESN'T matter...
Labels: Lieawatha Warren, Never Been To Spain, Scams from Slovakia, Seymour the song lyrics parodying pet rock, Three Dog Night
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