Cortez Is A Joke In Nigeria Now, Too

Before she's done, Cortez will be a joke on Uranus as well.

But that's for later.

There are no shortage of Nigerian barristers out there.  How do I know this?

I hear from them all.  Or rather, my character does.

Here's one that wants to represent me:


I am Barrister Owowa E. Egobia, I am a Human Right lawyer and  activist. It is my pleasure to write you concerning this good news,
the Nigeria Anti Fraud Unit arrested one Mr. Prince well Arinze a  Fraudster Kingpin. During interrogations
he confessed that he duped  you and some many other people of
a lot of money which he used to  build many houses, buy landed
properties, cars and shares from  companies. It may interest you
to know that the said fraudster will be  sued to court for
perpetuated act of fraud, forgery and impersonation.   I will put
your name in a suit case against him and stand in as your
attorney. Be informed that you will not pay me anything as i run an
NGO that fight for fraud victims and less privileged. You will not be
charged for consultation fee or mobilization fee. All i need is your
cooperation to get justice prevail. You are to as a matter of urgency
confirm to us your full name, address and mobile phone number to
prepare the case file.

I will awaits your prompt response.

Yours faithfully,
Barrister Owowa E. Egobia
Principal Officer/founder
Owowa law firm and human rights foundations.
529 Denis osankwa road, Asaba
Delta State Nigeria  


Isn't that quaint?


The game changes, once the edit's done:


From: Owowa Egobia <cwb.aus001@gmail.com>

Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2019 8:59 PM
Subject: I will awaits your prompt rejection of cow and hot dog farts to save the universe.

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Attention: Sir/Madam/Gender Neutral Non-binary being,

I am Bannister Owowa E. Egobia and you're not.  Being a tepid

follower of Her Nibs, Alexandria Obtuse Context, I am a Gender

Right atturkey and climate frawg actervist of dubious antecedence

and worse credits.  I am 175% on broad with Context's alarmism

about the Earth ending in 12 years unless we stop cows from farting

and hot dogs too, NOW.   It must be NOW, for without NOW, ugly

feminincompoops will never get dates with cnn story props and

coat racks.

It is my pleasingness to write you concerning this news, the
one and only Nigeria Anti Frawg Eunuch was arrested attempting

to induce a shipment of Ballpark Franks to simultaneously fart and

destroy harbor facilities at the Lagos Port Complex (aka Apapa Quays)

once the effects of the deadly hot dog SBDs were realized at some

future point.  During interrogations he confessed that he duped
Obtuse Context, the nippleheaded mayor of NYC and others with

this ridiculous thesis which he used to buy many ranches where

he could raise mega herds of cows to keep up the assault on the

Earth. It may interest you to know that because of him, college

campuses like Berkeley are slated for early cow flatulence immersion

which will cause all the students there to gather in one place, fart,

and the whole campus will implode.  We are sure their collective

shrieks to the sky will be heard on Uranus in 8 or 9 years.

That's why Obtuse Context is cuckoo over Caca-Poofs and doesn't

know shit about reality or anything else.  Leftist dumbed down

indoctrination has discombobulated her well.

In the meantime, I will be defending Eunuch against charges of

fraud, forgery and selling made up documents to the DNC and

cnn about pretty much everything those two entities are paying

to have made up.

I will be telling you now that regardless of whether the current US

POTUS selects you as a potential Supreme Court justice or not, I

will be listing you as a defendant in a case being brought by a

dozen women who've never met you that will swear on Hellary

Clinton's Russian, GPS and Michael Steele's made-up dossier

that you asked for their phone numbers 36 years ago at a Pizza

Hut in Newark, traumatizing them from the moment at cnn

contacted them about telling this bogus story a couple weeks ago. 

It will be fun, I promise.

Be informed that you will not pay me anything as I get multiple

invites to ms13nbc to perpetuate this fraud against you and

ruin any chance you never had to avoid being shadow-banned

on Faceplant. 

All i need is your ignorance-is-bliss cooperation to get justice

perverted. You are to as a matter of urgency confirm to us your

full name, address and mobile phone number so we can properly

denounce you via morons like Dianne Frankefeinstein, Bela Pelosi

and Maxipad Waters in cnn and ms13nbc interviews.

I will awaits your prompt response.

Bannister Owowa E. Egobia
Principal Twat Waffle/flounder
Owowa Fiction and Gender Gerrymandering Floundations
529 Denis osankwa road, Asaba
Delta State Nigeria  

 

 

The esteemed and sauteed bannister scamster was unable to fathom this edit and didn't bother with a response.  Perhaps Friends of that Cortez broad will get this to her, instead.

 

Then maybe the shrieks from Berkeley can reach all the way to Pluto in a generation or so.