Thursday, May 16, 2019

The Emails, They Are A Changing...

Obola really screwed up the FBI I guess.

I mean, look what he dun to the organization that once featured Efraim Zimbalist Jr, protecting and serving on network TV, and was once knowd as the premier law enforcement agency in the land:


Attention: E-mail Address Owner,

Sequel to the meeting held with Federal Bureau of Investigation, The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is compensating all the scam victims and some email users which your name and email address was found on the list.

This is to pay all the Fraud Victims who lost the money to scammers in African countries more especially Nigeria and from all the Francophone countries, Rejoice you have been compensated with amount $650,000usd for self support to help individuals to own a self charity organization also for you to build your Personal Company/organization so as to help the less privileged in there society due to the financial crisis.

This includes people that lost their money on fake inheritance AND fake lotto and Online dating scams.

We found your name in the list of those who are to benefit from this compensation and decided to contact you through this way.

In case you have not received YOUR benefit,

Kindly contact inheritance lawyer:
Barrister .Badmus Thompson
E mail: barristerbadmusthompson@gmail.com

Contact Him immediately and request for your ATM VISA CARD if you have not receive your parcel

Best regards,
Gabi Goodman  



I guess too many Obola appointees, smirking Strzoks, sleazing Pages and integrity-void Comeys, left them with little else to do.


So I wonder what they'll do with this as a reply to their email?


Attention: E-mail Octopus Garden Owner,

Seagull to the mating held with Federal Burrito of Ingestigation, The International Monketary Fungus (IMF) is consternating all the scram vacuoids and some e-whales which your name and yo mama was found with a 39 degree list.

This is to play all the Poseidumb adventure games who lost their cookies when the ship rolled and someone left the cake out in the rain in African countries more especially Nigeria and from all the Francofax countries. Rejoice for you have been diagnosed with genital warts in your sinus passages!  This means that you too can be awarded with self support to help yourself to whatever you come up with.  Or, you can sexually violate chinchillas that own a self charity organization.  Also, you can build a log cabin out of laminated poop in San Crapcisco so as to help the less privileged find a constructive use for all their unused, street-covering poop due to the fecal crisis.

This includes people that still can't get over that Hellary lost her rigged election and all the other leftist scams.

We found your name in the list of those who are to have genital-switching surgery with a manatee and decided to contact you through this way.

In case you have been deluded to assume that you deserve a benefit, stupidly contact our lawyer that specializes in anal sex with orthopods and Yugo tail pipes:

Barrister Badmus Thompson
E mail: barristerbadmusthompson@gmail.com

Contact Him immediately as operators are standing by at 1-900-ASSHAT and request for your sinus genital wart implant kit if you have not receive yours yet.

Dubious at Best regards,
Gabi Goodman  
 
 
The email originator(s) didn't seem to fancy replying to what we dun to their email, Ma.  Mebbe they can write to that whackjob Cortez to get her nose out of joint about something else.

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