Auto Not Do That

Uh huh.

According to a recent email, I "won" a BMW 7 series -- a brand new one -- AND $1.5 million USD.

From an online lottery I never entered.

And my contact to collect on all this is a "reverend".

*Meh*

Here's the scam:

BMW of North America, LLC

300 Chestnut Ridge Road.

Woodcliff Lake, NJ 07677-7731

United States of America

 

NOTE: If you received this message in your SPAM/BULK folder, that is 

because of the restrictions implemented by your Internet Service 

Provider, we (BMW) urge you to treat it genuinely.

 

 

Dear Winner,

 

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a 

brand new Model BMW 7 Series Car and a Check of $1,500,000.00 USD from 

the international balloting programs held on the 2nd section in the 

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

 

Description of prize vehicle;

Model: 750li Color (exterior): Metallic Silver Mileage: 5 

Transmission: Automatic 6 Speed

 

Options: Cold weather package, premium package, fold down rear seats 

w/ski bag, am fm stereo with single in dash compact disc player.

 

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our 

computerized email selection system (ESS) from a database of over 

250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world 

which you were selected.

 

The BMW Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also 

Licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). 

To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary 

claims department for more information as regards procedures to the 

claim of your prize.

 

Name: Rev. Eric Moore

Email:  ericm3844@gmail.com

Direct 24hours Security Line: (601) 336-0114  (Text Message Only)

 

Contact him by providing him with your Reg. pin code Number: 0011185003/25

 

You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information 

as soon as possible:

 

1. Name In Full :

2. Residential Address :

3. Nationality :

4. Age :

5. Sex :

6. Occupation :

7. Direct Phone :

8. Present Country :

9. Email address :

10. Reg pin code Number: 0011185003/25

 

Please you are to provide him with the above listed details as soon as 

possible so he can begin with the processing of your prize winnings.

 

Congratulations from all our staffs and thank you for being part of 

our promotional program.

 

 

Regards,

 

Mr. Ludwig Willisch

CEO and President

BMW of North America

BMW GROUP

United States of America

© 2019  

 

 

Fine.  Here's what went back to the scammer and dozens of his pears and collies:

 

 

From: Ludwig Willisch <tests@coinchambers.com>
Sent: Sunday, March 31, 2019 1:12 AM
Subject: REF; 0011185003/25 (..Meh..)

 

WTF of Newark, LLC

300 Chet's Nuts Ridge Road

Newark Sucks, NJ 07677-7731

United States of America

 

NOTE: If you received this message in your SPAM/BULK folder, that is 

because it belongs there; we (WTF) urge you to treat it genuinely.

 

 

Dear Whiner,

 

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a 

brand new Model WTF 1 Series Car and a Czech from 

the international balloting programs held on the 2nd section in the 

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Note:  You don't have to get stuck with this Czech.

 

 

Description of prize vehicle;

Model: First model WTF Color (exterior): Metallic Feces Mileage: 5 

Transmission: Manual 1 Speed

 

 

Options: four tires, one engine, one standard transmission, brakes,

seats, trunk, cold weather package, premium package, fold down

rear seats w/body bag, am fm stereo with single in dash compact

disc player. Note: they're options and you got none of them included.

Options included:  cup holders.

 

 

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our 

computerized email selection system (ESS) from a database of over 

250,000 email addresses drawn from email addresses collected in

Nigeria from which you were selected.

 

The WTF Lottery is approved by the Nigerian Gaming Broad and also 

Licensed by the International Association of WTFers (IAWTFr). 

To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fecal 

claims department for more information as regards procedures to the 

claim of your prize.

 

Name: Rev. Eric Moore, a complete twat waffled douche nozzle

Email:  ericm3844@gmail.com

Direct 24hours Security Line: (601) 336-0114  (Text Message Only)

 

 

Contact him by providing him with your best insults.

 

If you have the IQ of a tree stump, you are also advised to provide him

with the under listed information even though it's a total waste of your

time:

 

1. Name In Full :

2. Residential Address :

3. Nationality :

4. Age :

5. Sex :

6. Occupation :

7. Direct Phone :

8. Present Country :

9. Email address :

10. Reg pin code Number: 0011185003/25

 

Congratulations from all our staphs, streps and other infectious diseases,

and f**k you for nothing if you ignore this our pogrom. 

 

Regards,

 

Mr. Ludwig Willisch

CFA*

WTF of North America

WTF GROUP

United States of America

*Chief F**king Asshole

© 2019  

 

 

The fake rev and car company sponsoring this scam were apparently not impressed with my edit, as they immediately and succinctly disqualified me from my prize thus:

 

f**k you  

 

 

Awwww, Wassamatta...your scam fah down go phfffffft? 

 

 

Which is fine; anyone normal could have done without the Czech anyway...