Emails From The Furniture

This duet puts out public statements almost as bad as email scammer desks do.

I always love when a scammer starts an email out "From the desk of".

Like this one:


jamesefe112@gmail.com
Official Notification
From The Desk Of Prince Hamdan bin Mohammed Al Maktoum.
Prince of Dubai, Popularly Known as Fazza.

Attn: Beneficiary

Ref/No:2351256002/266
Congratulations!!!

You have been selected as one (1) of (10) winners in this ongoing Prince Hamdan online splash promo selected from all regions by our internet processing unit. Our Ten (10) winners have been selected from five continents. Award Attached to ticket number (52476885451870) and ballot number (BLT: 13052018/40).

You are the 5th beneficiary in this promo was chosen at random by our Digital Random Internet Processing Service. Prince Hamdan is giving out the award to 10 lucky winners as a part of charity donation to help the Less Privileged earn a better life. Congratulations once again, You are entitled to a surprise package worth the sum of US$2,500,000.00 ( Two Million and Five Hundred Thousand Dollars Only).

Required details.

Full Name:..........
Country of Residence:..........
Telephone Number:.........
Occupation:..........
Next of Kin:...........

Do not disclose this to any one until you claim your price for security reasons. We have had several cases where the last winners complain of someone else claiming their prices.

Regard
Award Organization Team  


Of course, when edited, the furniture never tends to recognize what they sent vs what they receive in reply:


From: Award Organization Team <yahclaima@yahoo.com>
Sent: Sunday, January 6, 2019 2:30 AM
Subject: Assorted Arab Emirates Award Organization

 

Official Notification
From The Desk Of One Of THE DUMBEST PRINCES EVER TO PRINCE THE EMIRATE, Prince Hamdan bin Mohammed Al Maktoum.
Prince of Dubai Dubai Doo, Popularly Known as F**kstick.


Attn: Beneficiary

Ref/No:2351256002/266
Congratulations!!!

Mine desk has seed the glory of the coming of this mail and because I'm too stupid to know how to do this, my desk has selected You one (1) of (100,000) winners emailed this sh*t in this ongoing Dumbest Prince Ever To Prince the Emirate, Prince Hamdan online faceplant promo selected from all regions by our internet processing eunuch who is in sex change transition and is clueless what they are at this time. 

You are the 59,096th beneficiary in this promo what was chosen at random by our Digital Random Internet Processing Service. The Dumbest Prince Ever To Prince the Emirate, Prince Hamdan aka F**stick is giving out the award to 100,000 unlucky email recipients as a part of charity scam to get fee payments from idiots that actually believe anyone would do sh*t like this via email.

Congratulations once again, You are entitled to a surprise package worth the sum of nothing, but you'll be expected to pay us a shipping fee to be announced later.

Required details.

Full Name:..........
Country of Residence:..........
Telephone Number:.........
Occupation:..........
Next of Kin:...........

Do not disclose this to any one until you pay our fee for security reasons. We have had several hundred thousand cases where the last winners found out what we were trying to pull here.

Regard
Award Organization Team.  

 

 

After reading the reply, the 'Prince' decided that chances of success were exceptionally slim here.  And had his desk stoned for failure of a scam.

 

I suppose it could be worse...the desk could have wound up looking like the two at the top of this post.