Marmot Vs Sock Puppet

Guess he had to find something to do while awaiting the next re-run of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.  Even better, when he learned that Godzilla turned down the part.

Marmots and sock puppets.  Only in a scam email edit could these two be made to work together.

Well okay...cnn could probably pull that off.  They're not good for much else.

At any rate, meet the latest scamstress from Third World Scam Land, who titled her ploy About Your Payment (the truth):

From: Ms. Grace Obinna
  CBN, Nigeria.

Dear Friend

Thanks for your attention.  Unfortunately  I am not directly in charge of transfer. I only wanted to help you with information on what to do immediately to get your money. which they have not been telling you.. Now I will introduce you to the person in charge and give you every information needed.

There is an attorney appointed by the President, the Courts and the Nigerian Barrister Association to process the only document needed to transfer over due  funds in this category to their beneficiaries.

The attorney's name is Bentley Edu  and the  name of the document  is  Presidential Irrevocable Permit ( PIP)

This document is the latest arrangement authorized by the President, as a measure to curb corruption,  safeguard foreign beneficiaries and to ensure that their outstanding  payments are released instantly.

He will procure the Presidential Irrevocable  Permit. which will have the endorsement of the NBA, the High Court and Nigerian President.

Once he presents the document at the Central Bank of Nigeria here, your fund will be released to your local  bank account  within 48 hours.

You can reach the attorney through the email programmed for this transactions: bentleyedulegalservices@gmail.com

These corrupt officials in the Banks and other offices in Nigeria and overseas will never tell you about this document or the attorney because they do not want you to receive your payment yet, due to the fact that they are  trading with your funds. I know their secret which they believe every one will be intimidated to speak up.

Your fund is as good as in your account once you contact him.  You do not need to mention my name to him but just that a CBN staff  gave you information concerning this.

Please all information I give you must be handled with utmost confidentiality.
Regards,

Ms. Grace Obinna  


Isn't that nice of her, wanting to hep me get scammed?  With 'friends' like her, who is needing democraps?

Well, let's see how this edit -- which incorporates a little no-so-masked disappointment over Election 2018's results in Colorado -- goes over:


Subject: Colorado Elections And About Marmot Sex With Sock Puppets (the truth)

 

From: Ms. Grace Obinna
  Society For The Truth About Marmot Sex With Sock Puppets (the truth), Nigeria

The rest...meh...we don't even know where Colorado is

Dear Friend

Thanks for your  attention to this completely overlooked problem in societies today, from Andorra to Zitsagastia.  Unfortunately  I am not directly in charge of getting the word out about this pending global blight. I only wanted your help on what to do immediately to get your money involved in alleviating this ticking time bomb for sock puppets, which they have not been telling you.  Because they're sock puppets.  But thanks to us, they need be voiceless no more.  We are the voice of the heretofore voiceless.  And together .. we shall overcome. 

 There is an attorney appointed by the President, the Courts and the Nigerian Barrister Association.  For what purposes, no one can say for sure other than those that appointed him.  Just know that he's a democrap and voted to legalize sex with underage tree stumps, if that helps give you an idea about his character.

The attorney's name is Roger Over Clearance Clarence Huh Edu.  Are you already seeing why he picked the wrong week to take knitting slip covers for dildos?  His name barely fits on Presidential Irrevocable Permit ( PIP), which will be evasively explained hereabouts at some point.

This document is the latest ploy .. er .. arrangement authorized by the President, as a measure to propagate .. er .. curb corruption, safeguard people pooping on foreign streets in San Crapcisco and to ensure that their missing and purloined sock puppets are released instantly before marmot mating season begins.

Ever wonder what happens to those socks that go missing in your laundry?  Neither do we, but that's how sock puppets get started on the road to marmot sex perdition ... but like a famous radio show host, I digress.

Anyway this bannister -- Roger Over Clearance Clarence Huh Edu, who picked the wrong week to start sniffing emu butts -- it is his job, his one and only sole job, to procure the Presidential Irrevocable  Permit. which will have the endorsement of the NBA, the NFL, the NCAA, the OMG and the WTF, along with that of the High Court and Nigerian President.

Once he presents the document at the DNC post-election night "what the hell happened" meth and Boone's Farm whine party, you can be danged sure that the future for sock puppets will be brighter, despite the pending onset of marmot mating rituals, which are often accompanied by Miley Cyrus in outmoded twerk mode, though guaranteed not to last longer than 48 hours.

You can reach the attorney if you have failed to completely comprehend this email here:  bentleyedulegalservices@gmail.com

These corrupt officials in the DNC, at cnn, and in the Sock Puppets 'R Us Coalition, will never tell you about this document or the attorney because they do not want Donald Trump to get another Burrito Supreme Court nominee that can't be derailed by made-up marmot/sock puppet sex claims from 36 years ago during a frat party at a Whiny League school of dubious mediacedence. 

Dianne Frankenfeinstein is still pissed about that.

At any rate, I know their secret which they believe every one will be too intimidated to speak up, in case Hellary is nearby on her broom, looking for new excuses on why she lost.

You're in good hands with us ... well, not really, but the template said to say that.  And next time you go to the rest room, you do not need to mention my name to get a good seat.  That hasn't worked yet.
 
Please all information I give you must be handled with utmost confidentiality; if you're literate, you'll understand why at once.

Ms. Grace Obinna  

 

 

Ms. Grace O didn't see fit to respond to the edit.  I reckon the image of marmots molesting sock puppets was, after all, a bit much.  Assuming that she knows what a sock is.