The Fauxcahontas FAIL Edit

Election 2018 approaches and the left just can't get enough of shooting themselves in the foot.  With a howitzer.

Lizzy "Lieawatha" Warren is front and center.

Seems she took up a challenge from President Trump to prove that she's part Cherokee and Delaware Indian with a DNA test.

She took one.  One that was supplemented with indigenous DNA not of Native American stock.

And what'd she come with:  possibly 1/1024 part something shenanigas.

Her own party isn't happy with her timing or stupidity.

But she came along at a perfect time for a scam letter edit.

I hear from this alleged-to-be-China-based scammer from...well, read it yourself:

Hello.

Have a nice day!  

This is Andy from ShangKun Co.,Ltd,

We are one of leading manufacturer of ARTIFICIAL LAWN in China.With ISO9001:2008,ISO14001:2004 and TS16949:2009 certified.the 200 staffs, 12 years experience, this is how we keep good quality, competitive price,best service and rapid distribution for you.

We are looking forward to receiving your inquiry.If you are interested in other products, please let us know freely.

Best regards.

Andy  

 

 

It's always the same pitch, just for a different product line.

 

The scam must work somehow, as this is probably 10 or more times I've heard from this particular scammer, and always with a different product line.

 

 

*TOING*

 

 

Fauxcahontas and the DNC now have this scammer to work with in 2020:

 

 

From: Everybody Wang Chung Tonight <shangkun01@hotmail.com>
Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2018 2:44 AM
Subject: Artificial Cherokee Lawn Ornament Supplier For DNC 2020 Crimepaign - China

 

Hello.

 

Have a fake DNA day courtesy of the DNC!  

 

This is Andy from Everybody Wang Chung Tonight Co., Ltd, and we are one of leading manufacturer of ARTIFICIAL CHEROKEE LAWN ORNAMENTS FOR DNC 2020 CRIMEPAIGN in China.  With WTF9001:2008, WTF14001:2004 and 1/1024 part sub-Saharan camel certified, we can provide you all the Fauxcahontas Warren in 2020 fake Cherokee lawn ornaments you could possibly want for purposes only a real moron could want them for.  And, we has 200 staffs, 12 years experience, and other talking points that George Soros paid us to say about how we keep good quality with a shoddy, faked product.  We aren't really competitive price, but long as Soros foots our bill, it don't matter.  We claim to have the best service this side of cnn and rapid distribution of this kind of bullsh*t for you as quickly as cnn can put it out. 

We are looking forward to receiving your inquiry.  If you are interested in other products -- such as our inflatable Hellary sex toys that leak, squeak, cackle and fall over a lot -- please let us know freely. 

Best regards.

Andy

Everybody Wang Chung Tonight

shangkun01@hotmail.com  

 

On this occasion, the scammer actually responded with an offer:  "perhaps we can work together?"

 

My character's response:  Of course we can.  You make 'em, I'll market them to fecal colonies on Uranus.  We'll make a killing!!!  

 

That seems to have ended the embryonic partnership.

 

The DNC still has to weigh in, but I suspect it'll go about the same way.