Sunday, October 2, 2016

Scammers Blow A Cell Phone

Samsung says the Galaxy Note7 has battery issues.

But that didn't stop scammers from trying to use Samsung to their advantage:


 
Samsung Group Belgium/Nationale Loterij Belgie.http://www.samsung.com/be/home/
Avenue Marnix 50 -1000 Brussels,
2nd floor- 1000 Brussels
Belgium
Phone: +32 499 8890 86
Reply to Email: smg.dpt.sterling@gmail.com
ATTENTION: Winner,

                                  SAMSUNG GROUP BELGIUM AWARD CLAIMS 
VERIFICATION FORM

Dear Winner,
We at Samsung Group Belgium (Samsung Mobile, Samsung TV and Samsung 
Appliance) likes to officially congratulate you for the draw that was 
held by our company which featured you as the second place winner. Our 
company holds promotions each year just to promote our global 
publicity and reputations as we plan to exploit more corners of the 
world with our highly valued products line. This promotion is just one 
of various ways we are presently using to achieve this global vision 
of ours.

Your email address with Samsung Winning ID 
(SAM-29103-LGT-901GH-9JLSUNG) was luckily drawn to be this year's 
second place winner of a Brand New SAMSUNG GALAXY S6 EDGE 128GB GOLD/ 
Samsung UE88JS9500 Smart TV and a cash prize of € 750,000 EUR. This 
money and we believe will enable you make some impact in the society 
and possibly make our brand your favorite in the near future. You can 
visit our website shown above for more details on our new brand of 
electronics & home appliance. Ensure you contact Mr. Sterling Harrison 
who is our claims official in Europe, United Kingdom and can 
understand you’re English and some European languages. See details of 
him below.

     Name: Mr. Sterling Harrison
     Email:  smg.dpt.sterling@gmail.com
     Address: Avenue Marnix 50 -1000 Brussels

When contacting the claims agent you should include the following if 
you must get a response from him;
         *** Your Full Name
         *** Address
         *** Phone number
         *** Age
         *** Gender
         *** Occupation
         *** Winning Email

Thanks for been part of this year promotional award program .We wish 
you the best of  luck as you spend your good fortune.  *Winners are 
advised to keep their winning details/information from the public to 
avoid fraudulent claim (IMPORTANT) pending the prize claim by Winner. 
This is a private email. Any breach of confidentiality means automatic 
disqualification.
     Congratulation!!!
            Sincerely.
                           Signed,
                                 Mrs, Li Haicang (Sec.)
________________________________________________________
     *NOTE** you must be 22 years above to claim. Late response is not 
accepted. Misconduct and non-adherence to instructions leads to prize 
termination.  




I love how they threw in a reference for "misconduct".

Time for an edit that's a nod to contemporary times:


Slamslung Group Belgium
Avenue Marnix 50 -1000 Brussels,
2nd floor- 1000 Brussels
Belgium
Phone: +32 499 8890 86
Reply to Email: smg.dpt.sterling@gmail.com
ATTENTION:

                                  SLAMSLUNG GROUP BELGIUM VERIFICATION FORM

We at Slamslung Group Belgium (Mobile, TV, Appliance and Genital
products) likes to officially congratulate you if your Galaxy Iphone 7 hasn't
yet blowd up from our defective batteries we equipped them with.  If your
phone HAS exploded in your ear and blowd it across the street, we bad.


Our  company holds records for faulty equipment each year just to
sully our global  publicity and reputations as we plan to exploit more
corners of the  world with our highly unstable products line. This
promotion is just one  of various ways we are presently using to
underachieve this global vision of ours, one exploding Slamslung
Iphone at a time.

Your email address was registered with Slamslung along with the
following claim number (SLAM-29103-LGT-901GH-9JLSLUNG) just in
case you bought one of our exploding phones, which this year is the
 SLAMSLUNG GALAXY S7 SLEDGE 128GB KABOOM Iphone with  
Kevlar case and Super Glu to reattach body parts blowd off by
the exploding phones.

This  rather unique feature will enable you imbibe some impact in the society 
and possibly make our brand your favorite to sue now and in the future.
 
Ensure you contact Mr. Sterling Harrison  who is our anecdote official in
Europe, United Kingdom and can understand your English as long as you
didn't blow your mouth off with our fucked up phone.   See details of 
him below.

     Name: Mr. Sterling Harrison
     Email:  smg.dpt.sterling@gmail.com
     Address: Avenue Marnix 50 -1000 Brussels

When contacting the claims agent you should include the following if 
you must get a response from him;

         *** Your Full Name
         *** Address
         *** Phone number
         *** Age
         *** Gender
         *** Occupation
         *** What body parts did you have blowd off by our phone

Thanks for having blown apart this year.  We wish  you the best
in your recovery.       Congratulation!!!
            Sincerely.
                           Signed,
                                 Mrs, Li Haicang (Sec.)
________________________________________________________
     *NOTE** you must have survived the exploding phone to claim.
Being Late in response is not accepted. Misconduct and Mrconduct
are not our responsibility.  

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This message was sent using seek oomagoofae, the dawg has a ball.

The scammers haven't as yet had a suitable response to this edit.  Neither has Slamslung.

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1 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

You mind is a twisted and interesting place to be. Love this.

Have a fabulous day Mike. My best to Seymour and Element. ☺

02 October, 2016 09:59  

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