DHL International X
Fly Infested Internet Cafe 107, Isolo Express Road Lagos Nigeria
Hours....Monday: 8 I think....
Tuesday: the same....Wednesday: dildo...
Thursday: yeppers...Friday: only 7.5....
Saturday: shit, that would spoil the scam..no one WORKS
on Saturday...Sunday: Closed (we're out sacrificing virgin goats).
This is DHL International X Delivery Company of Nigeria. Our motto is
where and when it absolutely positively has to be f**ked up overnight.
We wishes to offishally inform you that we received a Certified check
mark parcel valued at $.99 cents in West African francs. It is supposed
to have its liver removed and sended to your residential address in what
we thanks is the same country as you.
This check marked parcel was brought to our notice this morning.
From the size, shape and clarity of the check mark, we thinks it is
from a nearby clan of minkeys that regularly trash our fly infested
internet café, looking for bananas and whatever else they can steal.
DNC operatives are here now trying to teach the minkeys how to vote
for hellary broom stick one. So far, it's not going well: Marie Barf's
hash tag crimepaign is being treated as obscene tic-tac-toe by the
Before this gets outta hand, send us this stuff:
1. YOUR FULL NAMES:
2. Delivery Address:
3. CELL NUMBERS:
11. COPY OF UR PASSPORT OR ID.
Therefore you are warned to stop any further communication with anybody voting for Trump.
Or Marie Barf will come up with a nasty hash tag for you. We will register you as a bigoted, mean
spirited racehorse hormone phoned conservator and pick at your nose. We are assured by the former
hindquarter of the DNC, Debbil Wasserwench Snitz that this threats will get you complatelet.
Nigerian DHL is one of the world's great suck stories, the huge step backward that devolutionized the
removing of livers of packages and information in the Third World. In the past 30 years, we've fouled
about everything we've touched, which is why the DNC and hellary want our illegal votes in November.
Don't vote for hellary and we'll riot and burn down our own neighborhoods.
Displotch Manure DHL X Company
Nigeria's version of DHL didn't know what to do with this. Neither did the hundred or so scammers and lowlifes that were copied in this edit.
When it absolutely positively has to confuse the scammers overnight...it do.