Monday, September 26, 2016

Snort And Poo the Point

This mri probably works for the next two hellary voters to be lowlighted here as well.

Lots of email scammers CONcoct lengthy missives, meant to bamboozle and impress the gullible with the 'authenticity' of the scam.

*BUZZZZZZER*

Others like to keep it simple, hoping that their intended victims will like it like that.

*BUZZZZZZER*

Either way, it works for me.

Like for instance:


To The Attention Of Beneficiary.

This is the office of the African International Foreign Transfer 
Holders Benin Republic. We got an information this Morning that you 
have an unclaimed Inheritance Funds Worth of $7.5Million United State 
Dollars which you have been trying from all angel to make a claim but 
no avail.

We are here to inform you that the African International Foreign 
Transfer Holders Benin Republic will make sure you have your 
Inheritance Funds release for your accessory in any form you wash to 
have it release to you. We await your Response for More details.

Thank You. From the Management
African International Foreign Transfer Holders Benin Republic.

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This message was sent using IMP, the Internet Messaging Program.  



That ain't how it looked going back to the scammer and about 100 of his/her/its peers and colleagues:


On Tuesday, September 13, 2016 1:10 AM, African International Foreign Transfer Holders <foreigntransferholdersacount@gmail.com> wrote but waled to phrgoof read:

To The Attention Of Benef**ktory ad horrorum adchoo gesundheit.

This is the office of the African International Foreign Transfer 
Horksters Benin Repugnant. We got an inflammation this Morning that you 
have an unclaimed Ingrowdhairitance Fungus Worst of 7.5 dozen crotch
crickers which you have been trying from all angel to make a claim but 
no avail because not all angel have has that abscess that make the fart
go honda.

We are here to inform you that the African International Foreign 
Transfer Horksters Benin Repugnant will make sure you have no
banana release for your accessory in any form you wash to 
have it release to you. We await your Response for More details.

Thank You. From the Management
African International Foreign Transfer Horksters Benin Repugnant.

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This message was sent using diseased spirit crustacean farts, the pogrom eunuch to
us in the Benin Repugnant.  We also teach waffle irons to fly again using our secret
formula.  
 
 
So far, that scammer's level of butt hurt precludes a reply.

Next:


You are a recipient to Mrs Julie Leach Donation of $3 million USD. Contact (julieleach93@gmail.com) for claims.
This information is directed in confidence solely to the person named above and may not otherwise be distributed, copied or disclosed. Therefore, this information should be considered strictly confidential. If you have received this email in error, please notify the sender immediately via a return email for further direction. Thank you for your assistance.   


Brevity is NOT always the soul of wit.  It probably wasn't in the edited version, either:


You are a reciperant of Mrs Julie "Clorox"Leachthing***. Contact (julieleach93@gmail.com) so she can claims you.  This information is directed in confidence solely* to the person named above and may not** otherwise be distributed, copied or disclothed, molested or sauteed. Therefore, this information should be considered* strictly cornfed 'n dentured. If you have received this email in enema, don't buy that brand no mores.  If you have received this email telepathically, you need an unlisted synapse.  If you just think that you received this email in error, don't let Nomad from that Star Trek (TOS) episode here about it...he'll sterilize you.  All that said, it was NOT an error and please notify the sender immediately via a thank you respond email for further emailesque dysentery. Thank you* for your assistance.

* NOT
**  You MAY distribute this even more far and widely than Mrs Leachthing did
***  Mrs Julie "Clorox" Leachthing is well named as you who are now her "legal reciperant" will soon learn

Madam Leachthing was apparently nonplused or minused over this, leaving me 2 and DOH in the replies department.

My pet rock, Seymour, was hoping I'd get called yet another version of "bastard/basterd" as he's compiling a dictionary for scammer speak...

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1 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

Angel or angle whatever. Editing isn't their strong point is it.

Have a fabulous day. My best to Seymour and Element. ☺

26 September, 2016 08:16  

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