Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Another Edition Of Scammers What Don't Read Replies

There is a reason for this team picture of the 1966 Green Bay Packers.

Several that have absolutely NOTHING to do with scamming.

And one that does.

And here's how that comes to pass (pun intended) as we start with the scammer's opening gambit:


EXCITING NEWS! Mr.Raymond picked you,contact
(8032470429rc@gmail.com)for more details  
 
 
My reply wasn't intended to exactly exude excitement:   


My pick was traded to the Green Bay Packers for a fifth and six round pick in the 2017 draft.  


So much for how the Green Bay Packers fit into this scam.

Once again, I have me a scammer that doesn't read replies worth a dingletwot:


GOOD DAY  JACK EWEHOFFHow are you and your amazing family? I Am writing you this email with absolute sincerity and  in good faith, Congratulations and thank you for your feedback. My entire family are pleased to read your letter of acceptance as our beneficiary to receive $3,500,000.00 USD. in helping me in  charity work around the world because i can't do it all to my self.  I am Mr. Raymond H. Scott am from Fort Kent, northeast of Edmonton, Alberta. Canada, my jackpot was a gift from God and on behalf of my family, My wife (Sheena), my children and i we have decided to do his will by donating to you, and to help me reach out to charity homes and Organizations that will be of help to eradicating poverty in the lives of our Young and Old generations in different locations around the world. Your email address  was luckily picked up through A ballot random selection, in regard of my charity project, and with the help of your email domain. that was how your email was being picked among my beneficiaries. and also note: that we are not forcing you to accept my donation  because this donations, is a life changing charity project.
 

After seeking financial advice from our legal counsel, I have decided to commence our charity foundation/projects for this year 2016, and also use the opportunity to give out cash grant worth of 3.5 million dollars each to at least 3 persons to become millionaires and help the poor and needy out there and  of which (2) people have benefited and received theirs , we have also decided to help Christians in Northern Part of the world, we can help the needy and less privileges if we both ( You and I ) agree to follow the instructions guiding this organization same way my other two beneficiary’s agreed to oblige to the instructions given to them . Note: It is also our intention to make out donations to charity projects and the less privileged all over the world..  



He goes on with more drivel and ends with asking my character to submit personal information so as to receive the 'donation'....of course, not without having to pay delivery fees in the scammer tradition.

Bart Starr wouldn't be intercepted by that ploy; so since my scammer didn't read the first reply, let's see if he reads and grasps what I do to the 'application' part of his email:


Name:        Jack N Ewehoff, Esq
Address:   Lambeau Field, Green Bay Wisconsin

Country:   What other f**king country has the above listed address,               Twatwaffle?

State:         Wisconsin

Sex:            Yes, last I checked, sex does happen in Wisconsin on all sorts of levels.

Telephone:   Yes, they have telephones there as well.  Most of them even work.

Occupation:  Living for football season, of course.

Age:             As timeless as the Lambeau tradition  


Alas...someone on that end finally read what I writ and they won't have speaks with me no mores.  And I was looking forward to discussing the 2017 season with 'em...



 

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1 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

You have a way with words like Seymour has a way with female rocks. Actually I think he does better.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

03 August, 2016 09:57  

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