A Kongnundrum
My pet rock, Seymour, thought he was on to some new, as yet unwrit lyrics when I told him he was parodying a kid thing I heard in the '60s.
"Am NOT!!!"
I'll spare you the rest of his lyrics, as Seymour's having an off writing day.
"PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!"
Got an email from an "Edward Kong"...and is he disappointed.
In me and one or more of my characters.
All because he says that we didn't believe he wasn't a scam and would prove it for only $86.
Here's a piece of his snivelfest:
Edward Kong <edwardkong39@yahoo.com.hk> MR.CHRIS EDWARD DIRECTOR GENERA TELEPHONE NUMBER +229-66506345 CONTACT EMAIL, euro.info@list.ru) COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC: NO:171 AKIL ROAD Dear: YOUR ATM CARD $1.5 USD Honestly I am just disappointed a
Jan 22 at 3:59 AM
MR.CHRIS EDWARD DIRECTOR GENERA
TELEPHONE NUMBER +229-66506345
CONTACT EMAIL, euro.info@list.ru)
COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC: NO:171 AKIL ROAD
Dear: YOUR ATM CARD $1.5 USD
Honestly I am just disappointed at your behaviors because you know that I am man of God and cannot deceive you. Just pay the $86.00 and leave me and my God because God is watching me if I am telling you lies.I know it is because of your past experience that make you not to believe me but I told you before my God who is my wittiness that I cannot deceive you because my bible says what shall it profit a man to gain material things and loose your soul. I told you earlier just drop your old experience and follow my instruction a man of God and you will know what it means to follow somebody that fear God.
I swear to God almighty Father. If I fail to deliver you ATM CARD within 48hours after you send the $86.00 as I promise let God Take my life, I cannot fail you, I promise you. Don’t fear as soon as you sent the $86.00 today please leave the rest to me and see if I am lie to you or not because I can not use my life swear because of $86.00
TELEPHONE NUMBER +229-66506345
CONTACT EMAIL, euro.info@list.ru)
COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC: NO:171 AKIL ROAD
Dear: YOUR ATM CARD $1.5 USD
Honestly I am just disappointed at your behaviors because you know that I am man of God and cannot deceive you. Just pay the $86.00 and leave me and my God because God is watching me if I am telling you lies.I know it is because of your past experience that make you not to believe me but I told you before my God who is my wittiness that I cannot deceive you because my bible says what shall it profit a man to gain material things and loose your soul. I told you earlier just drop your old experience and follow my instruction a man of God and you will know what it means to follow somebody that fear God.
I swear to God almighty Father. If I fail to deliver you ATM CARD within 48hours after you send the $86.00 as I promise let God Take my life, I cannot fail you, I promise you. Don’t fear as soon as you sent the $86.00 today please leave the rest to me and see if I am lie to you or not because I can not use my life swear because of $86.00
See how disappointed he is?
He'd be even moreso if he knew that I don't remember him from previous emails.
Oh well...now he can be disappointed that I bothered to respond to him with an edit now:
On Friday, January 22, 2016 3:59 AM, munchkin Shorty "King Ding Dong" Kong <edwardkong39@yahoo.com.hk> wrote:
MR.CHRIS EDWARD DIRECTOR GENERA
TELEPHONE NUMBER +229-66506345
CONTACT EMAIL, euro.info@list.ru)
COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC: NO:171 AKIL ROAD
Dear: YOUR ATM CARD IS A BEDWETTER
Honestly I am just disappointed at your behaviors because you know that I am man of a royal Nigerian dunny and cannot deceive you. Just pay the $86.00 and leave me to foul myself repeatedly on my dunny because that dunny is watching me if I am telling you lies. I know it is because you think I am hellary Clinton who lie like cheap rug in your past experience that make you not to believe me but I told you before my royal Nigerian dunny who is my wittiness that I cannot deceive you because my kindergarden reader says what shall it profit Dick to have sex with Puff when Jane ran off with Spot, the pick up truck and all the Slim Whitman albums? I told you earlier just drop your old experience and follow my instruction a man of royal Nigerian dunny and you will know what it means to follow a turd whacking cat around a house, whacking turds from the box.
I swear to a cross eyed Bela Pelosi photo that if I fail to deliver you a healthy baby ATM CARD within 48 hours after you send the $86.00 as I promise let a rabid yak sit on my face and fart. I cannot fail you...actually, f**k yes I can. I'm kinkily drawn to having a yak sit on my face and fart. I can not use my life swear because of $86.00. For $90 I might consider it.
How can I swear like a New Yorker in rush hour? I not know what a f**kstick is, though maybe it used for selfies? Here is the information’s to use send the money so that we will complete the matter once and for all because the $86.00 is only money I will have when you send it and you will see that I am a lying sack of sh*t when you do because you won't get a healthy baby atm card because the one I have here has painful rectal chip and only dispenses yak apples. I swear to royal Nigerian dunny almighty flush handle with my life that your healthy baby ATM CARD is a fallic fantasy of a Nigerian dildo maker named Ogun Ungabungaboo. Honestly I am here by giving you 100% sh*t that your healthy baby ATM CARD is invalid, fraudulent, and will only give you genital warts in your sinuses. Here are the information’s to make the payment through western union money transfer below:
This is the infromation you will use to send a psychic spell turning me into a twatwaffle iron:
YOU CAN GET BACK TO ME SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU RECEIVERS NAME: ===
Address : ====== cotonou.
Country: ========= Benin Republic.
Text Question: ======= Asshole.
Answer: ====== Bad place to insert your nose.
Amount:......$86.00
I am looking forward to hear I hate any thing promise and fail please. That too much like us.
TELEPHONE NUMBER +229-66506345
CONTACT EMAIL, euro.info@list.ru)
COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC: NO:171 AKIL ROAD
Dear: YOUR ATM CARD IS A BEDWETTER
Honestly I am just disappointed at your behaviors because you know that I am man of a royal Nigerian dunny and cannot deceive you. Just pay the $86.00 and leave me to foul myself repeatedly on my dunny because that dunny is watching me if I am telling you lies. I know it is because you think I am hellary Clinton who lie like cheap rug in your past experience that make you not to believe me but I told you before my royal Nigerian dunny who is my wittiness that I cannot deceive you because my kindergarden reader says what shall it profit Dick to have sex with Puff when Jane ran off with Spot, the pick up truck and all the Slim Whitman albums? I told you earlier just drop your old experience and follow my instruction a man of royal Nigerian dunny and you will know what it means to follow a turd whacking cat around a house, whacking turds from the box.
I swear to a cross eyed Bela Pelosi photo that if I fail to deliver you a healthy baby ATM CARD within 48 hours after you send the $86.00 as I promise let a rabid yak sit on my face and fart. I cannot fail you...actually, f**k yes I can. I'm kinkily drawn to having a yak sit on my face and fart. I can not use my life swear because of $86.00. For $90 I might consider it.
How can I swear like a New Yorker in rush hour? I not know what a f**kstick is, though maybe it used for selfies? Here is the information’s to use send the money so that we will complete the matter once and for all because the $86.00 is only money I will have when you send it and you will see that I am a lying sack of sh*t when you do because you won't get a healthy baby atm card because the one I have here has painful rectal chip and only dispenses yak apples. I swear to royal Nigerian dunny almighty flush handle with my life that your healthy baby ATM CARD is a fallic fantasy of a Nigerian dildo maker named Ogun Ungabungaboo. Honestly I am here by giving you 100% sh*t that your healthy baby ATM CARD is invalid, fraudulent, and will only give you genital warts in your sinuses. Here are the information’s to make the payment through western union money transfer below:
This is the infromation you will use to send a psychic spell turning me into a twatwaffle iron:
YOU CAN GET BACK TO ME SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU RECEIVERS NAME: ===
Address : ====== cotonou.
Country: ========= Benin Republic.
Text Question: ======= Asshole.
Answer: ====== Bad place to insert your nose.
Amount:......$86.00
I am looking forward to hear I hate any thing promise and fail please. That too much like us.
Email (euro.info@list.ru
(euroinfos2015@gmail.com
(eurosinfos@yahoo.fr)
TELEPHONE NUMBER +229-66506345
FROM OCEANIC BANK
PLCMR CHRIS K EDWARD UBA.
DIRECTOR GENERAL
(euroinfos2015@gmail.com
(eurosinfos@yahoo.fr)
TELEPHONE NUMBER +229-66506345
FROM OCEANIC BANK
PLCMR CHRIS K EDWARD UBA.
DIRECTOR GENERAL
If he was disappointed before, he oughta be REALLY disappointed now....but he ain't sayin'...
Labels: ATM Card scam, editing email scams for fun and scammer annoyance, Edward Kong scam, Godzilla vs King Kong
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