Today was a day of dread. I got an email from Facebook.
Not a pleasant one.
Read it yourself:
(c) Facebook Team All right reserved.
FaceBook ID: 4355674109589327
In the icons of Facebook, I reckon that rates a
Now, other than an ex-friend who recently went mentally unstable and 100% hate mode on me, the only people who could have filed "black report" on me would be some politically correct, trigger- warning-enabled, in-need-of-safe-zone college wusses. Or lefties (either of them when I post something on a political site). Or trolls (no shortage of them online, period). Or hellary crimepaign supporters.
Oh hell...so mebbe I AM in trouble ;-)
Anyway, to Failbook
it was obvious I needed to reply somehow, and before that "48 hour" deadline. So I put on the ol' edit hat, tweaked their message, and sent it back to the originator thus:
Oh Hellno ,
To prevent our inept Failbook threat from happening, you can ignore this email. *BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER* Dammit, we did NOT just type that!!! No...to prevent close of your account you must say a prayer to a toilet containing a reasonable facsimile of a democrap candidate for president, do some meth 'n Starbucks and click on the following link that will allow us to f**k up your computer:
Click here...uh...try it again...er...WTF...those hacker IT jackoffs said this would work.....DAMMIT...F**KING JACKWAGONS!
© 2016 Failbook Twatwaffles. All rights are trigger words that send leftists screaming for their drum circle and cocaine safe zones.
FacePlant ID or ID Not...that is the question.
Needless to say, I don't reckon that this reply went over well:
..but it didn't elicit a response from Failbook. And no one from 48 Hours is demanding I answer questions...
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