Time Not Shared
My response was as immediate as that of my pet rock, Seymour: "WTF???"
I haven't been involved in a time share ANYTHING since the 1970s, and I got out of that in the early '80s.
Needless to say, my time share looked nothing like this.
Had I one, it'd probably look more like this:
A flip of the coin -- that I lose -- and Seymour gets the honor of playing the latest scammer's game:
On Saturday, March 5, 2016 5:04 PM, Sarah Pullen <email@example.com> wrote:
Yes it is. What is your offer?
Please provide information on your timeshare(s) such as weeks of availability, yearly maintenance fees and if your resort can be exchanged via RCI or interval.
I will wait to hear from you. Sincerely, Sarah Pullen
I see no problem with your offer.
I has received your check. I has received your message. What I has not is hear-ed from your brokerer. Wazzup widdat?
My broker says that he has tried repeated to contact you and that you are not responded. What is going on?
Sammy's tried to contact me? Really? By what means...bathroom telepathy? This email account works. You reach me, right? What is wrong with your brokerer? And what's to be done with the check?
Jack, is something wrong? You have the check you say. Have you followed my instructions with it?
What could POSSIBLY be wrong, Sarah? I have the check. We have communication. Your brokerer has my email address but seems unable to use it. I have your instructions for the check. But without your brokerer, your instructions are just so much pullen my leg. What's to be done with the check?
Why do I need to read back what I send you to tell you what I mean? You can read, right? What I wrote is what I send, and what I send is what I said when I send it. Your brokerer was apparently run down by a goat herd at Snareckkity Blvd and Smorenapps Way. Just read his obit. What's to be done with the check?
Sarah Pullen-my-leg isn't a very persistent scammer....though apparently recognizes now what it is I mean. 'cuz her email address no longer works.
So what's to be done with the check is that it joins others in my 'trophy case'. And I'm still stuck with a timeshare I don't have. Next?