A New Year, An Old Scam Edit and a Laughing Scammer

An old scam idea recycled late in 2014 that looks just like this:




FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE NATIONAL HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY COMPLEX
SENATE HOUSE - UPPER CHAMBERS WUSE DISTRICT, COTONOU BENIN
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB

HELLO
ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE? IF YOUR DEAD YOU BETTER STAY DEAD AND IF YOUR
LIVING YOU BETTER READ THIS:


IF YOU FAIL TO SEND THE $45 THIS WEEK YOUR $2.500, 000.00 IS GONE

I have to inform you again, that we are not playing over this, I know
my reason for the continuous sending of this notification to you, the
fact is that you can't seem to trust any one again over this payment
for what you have been in cantered in many months ago, but I want you
to trust me, I cannot scam you for $45 it is for bank processing of
your payment, the fees of $45 is clearly written to you before, I did
not invent the bill to defraud you of $45 it is an official bank
payment processing fee, and the good part of this, is that you will
never, ever be disturbed again over any kind of payment, this is
final, and the forms from there becomes effective once we submit your
payment application processing fee and pay the form fee of $45 I don't want
you to loose this fund this time, because you may never get another
such good opportunity, the federal government is keen and very
determined to pay your overdue debts, this is not a fluke, I would not
want you to loose this fund out of ignorance, I will send you all the
documents as soon as bank payment processing fee is paid, you have to
trust me, you will get your fund, find a way to get $45 you will not
loose it,instead it will bring your financial breakthrough, find the
money and send it to our bursary.


The reason why am sending you this because I want you to receive your
USD2.5M immediately as we are trying to round up for this payment program.
The processing charges which was initially on the high price has been
cut down by the payout bank considering the poor economic situations
that make it difficult for the middle class citizens to meet up with
the processing charges of their entitlement. Upon the confirmation of
your processing charges you will get your $2.500, 000.00 into your
account within 15hrs.

Here is the payment information through western union money transfer
or money gram money transfer, finally my advice to you is not to
abandon this transaction because of the requirement of ($45)

Account Officer Info:.


Receiver's first Name: Johnson Emma
City:::::::::::::: Cotonou
Country: ::::::::Benin Republic
Text Question: ::::::code
Answer::::::::code
Amount required: :::::::$45
Sender's Name:::::
MTCN Number#:
Sender's address:

As soon as the payment is received today, you will receive your $2.5M
the same today without any delay.

Best Regards
Mrs.Jones Wanette  




I decided to make it one of my final edits of 2014, and how to open up 2015 and my 16th year of scambaiting.  It went thus:




On Saturday, December 13, 2014 12:34 AM, Mrs.Jones Wanette gave birth to a 20 lb vaginal turd <rcrobi521@gmail.com> and being ridded thus of Elizabeth Warren's brain, then wrote:

FEDERAL MINISTRY OF DUBIOUS DEMOCRAP FINANCIAL CHICANERY
DNC HOUSE - HEADS UP OUR ASSES DISTRICT,

WASHINGTON, DC
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB

HELLO
IZ YOU DEAD OR ALIVE?

IF YOU IZ DEAD YOU BETTER STAY DEAD AND

IF YOUR LIVING YOU BETTER READ THIS.

IF YOU'RE DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ, IT

DON' MATTER WHAT YOU IZ...YOU'Z UGLY

EITHER WAY:


IF YOU FAIL TO SEND THE $45 THIS WEEK YOUR

INFLATABLE MANATEE SEX TOY IS GONE

I have to inform you again, that we are not playing over this, I know
my reason for the continuous sending of this notification to you, the
fact is that you can't seem to trust any one again after your previous

inflatable manatee sex toy deflated during fallating your pet duck.

but I want you to trust me, I cannot scam you out of a $45 inflatable

manatee sex toy, because my genitals is allergic to inflatable

manatee.  And snake bites.

I had a fantasy about you involving Preparation H and jelly donuts;

don't ask me, I just had it.

you will never, ever be disturbed again once you'd tried sex with an

inflatable manatee sex toy.  You simply can't GET any more disturbed

after that.  And once we submit your name to the inflatable manatee

sex toy protection program, it all good and I don't want to hear about

the psychological distress your pet duck suffered with the failed

fallating.

Ducks will do anything.  Just watch road side dead ones get lined up

on and done.  Necrophiliquacks.

the federal government under obola and even bigger pervs therein

is keen and very determined to make you get your inflatable manatee

sex toy as part of the obolacare fraud.  This is not a fluke; the inflatable

manatee sex toy looks good in and out of barlighting, unlike Sandra, who

is barely tolerable in barlighting, and a room clearer in the light of day.

I will send you all the documents that Professor Gruber made up

during his paid and personal workings with obola during the

obolacare stupidity campaign.

You has to trust me, I'm a democrap.  find a way to get $45 and sent it

to us because Swillary needs more botox before she mounts her broom to

start her campaign swing.

The reason why am sending you this because I want you to be among the

first 1000 persons to order this special $45 inflatable manatee sex toy; if you

are, you get a SPECIAL PRIZE:  an inflatable al Sharpton sex toy that bends

over the news media of msnbc and cnn ON AIR!  And you could be one of the

lucky* 1000 to receive this ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!**

Here is the payment information through western union money transfer
or money gram money transfer, finally my advice to you is not to
abandon this transaction because of the requirement of ($45)

Account Officer Info:.


Receiver's first Name: Jarrett Valerie
City:::::::::::::: Washington
Country: ::::::::DC
Text Question: ::::::What Is Uglier Than Me?
Answer::::::::Harry Reid's Genital Warts
Amount required: :::::::$45
Sender's Name:::::
MTCN Number#:
Sender's address:

As soon as the payment is received today, you will receive your inflatable

manatee sex toy -- fallatable pet ducks not included -- and if you're among

the first 1000 respondents, you get that al Sharpton yucky thing ABSOLUTELY

FREE!!! 

Best Regards

Lois Lerner

*  our definition of 'lucky' may differ significantly from yours..but we're progressive butt polyps, and we are pretty sure we know what's best

**  the shrinking pool of working taxpayers will get stuck with any costs like we stick them with everything else we f*** up...  

Of course I made it a point to copy this to the Democrap National Commie-ttee.  Wherefrom, it drew no response.

But one scammer who's dealt with my edits before, was apparently amused to see what I done to some of his peers:

Dangote Alico says  hahahahaha!!  

Maybe the zen master is finally getting through to him...