Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Benin and Western Union *OOPS* Again

It appears that scammers in the Republic of Benin think that offereing a Christmas discount on a Western Union scam is a sure fire way to get money sent to them.  Here's how they planned to do it:








THIS IS OUR CONDUCT CODE ( 204)
Welcome to  Western Union Bonus Center
Benin Republic Send Money Worldwide
FROM OFFICE OF THE WESTERN UNION MONEY
TRANSFER. COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC/ADDRESS,
23 BOMBAY WAY,WHITE HOUSE,RUE,85745, COTONOU.
E MAIL ADDRESS = (
office.transfer@workmail.com) or (  western_union.federal@yahoo.fr  )
CUSTOMER CARE LINE;+229 99935539
And Receive Money Via Any Western Union Store Near You!

Hello  Dear Customer!

This is to notify all of you about the latest development concerning all the payment that are left in our custody,which yours are inclusive Besides,  where you are given a bill  of $100,  in order to receive your payment which we didn’t hear from you for sometime now. Hence, our Western Union  is now offering a Special BONUS to help all our customers that are having their payment  in our custody due to of high prices. In order words we are now requesting that those involve should pay only the sum of $43. 00 to receive all their payment abandoned in our custody.

Besides, my dear, this is the opportunity for you and have to comply and your funds  shall be transfer to your designated address. But remember that after (5 DAYS) you did not make the payment then we will divert your funds to Government Fund, to avoid problem or we will cancel the payment for this year until next year  because this year is not like last year.

Again after (FIVE DAYS ) We will enter A new project  for the year and that is the reason why we decided to help  all our customers before we enter into the new project. So be  advise to send the $43.00 immediately so that we will register your payment and  you start receiving your transfer as from tomorrow in amount $4,500.00 in two payment daily. Be advise that there is no time again for we to call any person on phone unless you will call +229 999--355--39. After the payment of $43.00 you will start receiving your money every day $4,500.00 through Western Union until the full payment of $1.2m is completed. Amount to be receiving per day is $9,000.00.

Therefore you are requested to send the fee via western union money transfer with below information.

RECEIVER NAME ; EMMANUEL OBAGHA
COUNTRY -----;BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY--------;COTONOU
TEST QUESTION;HOW  LONG
ANSWER -------;NOW
AMOUNT ----;$43.00.
SENDER NAME;............
MTCN;...................

The moment i receive the payment of $43 i will release the first payment information's of $4,500 to you after 45minutes of the fee confirmation from you and you will pick up the money for another to be sending. Hoping to hear from you.   





My pet rock, Seymour, was anxious to take a crack at this and show off his new command of the English language, scammer style.  I don't think the scammers or the DNC were quite ready for it:






  
On Friday, December 5, 2014 1:51 AM, SAM JOE <kimberlydunn66@gmail.com> had this edited by a pet rock of geologic antecedence and few scruples, so that it now reads thus: 




THIS IS OUR MISCONDUCT CODE (2-oh-screw-you-4-munnies)
Welcome to  Western Union Bogus Center
Benin Repugnant Trying To Steal Money Worldwide
FROM OFFICE OF A FLY INFESTED INTERNET SCAM CAFE
TRYING LIKE HELL TO IMITATE WESTERN UNION MONEY
TRANSFER. COTONOU BENIN REPUGNANT/ADDRESS,
23 BOMBSAWAY WAY,OBOLA WHITE HOUSE,RUE,85745, COTONOU.
E MAIL ADDRESS = (
office.transfer@workmail.com) or (  western_union.federal@yahoo.fr  )
CUSTOMER LACK OF CARE LINE;+229 99935539

When it comes from Benin, you know you get screwed  ;-)

Hello  Intended Dupe!
 
This is to notify all of you -- even your parts that don't hear or see, which I learn about recently in geography class, genitals and earwax and stuff -- about the latest development concerning all the latest bullsh** we try pull here in Benin Repugnant!  Oh sh**, I not 'sposed to say that.  Ogun, where my talking ports?  Okay, here I goes...we gotz a payment that are left in our custody,which yours are inclusive.  You saby?   Besides, where you are given a bill  of $100, a duck is somewhere without a bill and they don't fly good widdout a bill.  In odor to receive your payment which we didn’t hear from you for sometime now -- you gots to contract us here in Benin Repugnant if you wants our moneyzgrams -- so our our Westin Onjons  is now offering a Special BOGUS to help all our customers help us rape their wallets. Was I sposed to tells that?  Dammit Ogun!

In order worlds we are now redacting that those involve with no-billed ducks should get a bill of $43.00 which we think will affect less ducks since many of thems don't gotz cheep bills.  
 
Besides, my dear, this is the opporscrewnity for me to have to comply and get your funds so I can buy my wife -- I marry to a baboon named Hillary -- a face lift and the crane what might can do it.  Hillary pretty big, y'see.  But remember that after (5 DAYS) you did not make the payment, we might be run different deal and all the stuff with ducks, bills, weighs and curds may be replace by different templant than what we are use nowser.  

In case you ax, I am prod of my comingle of the Anglash lumbagospeaks.   Rits it Purdy goodz, to.  Why?  because this year is not like last year.  It gotz diffrunt nombores in it.
 
Again after (FIVE DAYS ) it will be five days later.  This signifcornt, yes?  We start a gnu A new project  for the year and it will have us all being refugees from Dearborn MI living in non-existant refugee camps in Senegalese, performing pap smears on piranha Virginias.  That is the reason why we decided to help ourselves to  all our customers before we start something gnu and mebbe not all of you standunder a proctologyized rhino bung hole or piranha virginia getting it's pap smeared.  We plan to put vigeo of it on YouBoob soonest.  So be  advise to send the $43.00 immediately so that we will register you as a succor in our registree of succors so that ours like me can contract you and do you like obola and nancy Pelosi are do you.  Be advise that there is no time again for we to call any person on phone because meerkats pee on all our phone c'ept one, and it in Ogun's pocket.  He gotz in on vertebrate, so you will call +229 999--355--39 and give Ogun cheep spill. After the payment of $43.00 you will start receiving text msgs from online loan scammers like Dangote Alico and other dubious antecedents.  They wait and see how we do firstest.
 
Therefore you are requested to send the fee via westin onjon monkey transport with below information.
 
RECEIVER NAME ; EMMANUEL OBAGHAHEEHAHAHAHAHA
COUNTRY -----;BENIN REPUGNANT
CITY--------;COTONOU
TEST QUESTION;  IF SHEEP IS RAM AND DONKEY IS ASS
ANSWER -------; WHY RAM IN ASS A GOOSE?
AMOUNT ----;$43.00.
SENDER NAME;............
IN 500 SYNTAX OR LESS, 'SPLAIN THE GENITAL HISTORY OF PLANET URANUS AND HOW IT RELATED TO HARRY REID;...................
 
The moment i receive the payment of $43 i will most likely wet myselves most profusely...never had one of this works bethree.  Hoping to hear from you.

FOR THE MANAGEMENT
FROM DR. SAME JOE......
FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER
WESTIN UNJON OFFICE BENIN REPUGNANT
THIS IS OUR MISCONDUCT CODE (2-oh-screw-you-4-munnies )  


Seymour's right proud of hisself, and is on the enemies list of everyone at the DNC...

"Am NOT!!!"

 

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2 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

Seymour is getting better and better with these edits. I'm guessing he'll get the same responses as you do. None to rude.

Have a fabulous day. My best to Seymour. ☺

17 December, 2014 06:07  
Anonymous Debbie said...

Only $43.00, sounds like a bargain to me

Debbie
Right Truth

17 December, 2014 15:12  

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