Here We Go Again, Of Corpse
I love getting emails from someone asking if I'm dead. Perhaps one of these times they won't get a reply, 'cuz I will be.
In the meantime, such an email cannot go ignored.
So for a little post Christmas nyuk nyuk, here's the email and my character's response:
I am Mr David Charles, From zenith bank UK Limited . There is counter claims on your funds presently by one Mr. Jones Tsai,who is trying to make us believe that you are dead and even explained that you had an agreement with him, to help you in receiving your part payment of $7.5 Million US, kindly reconfirm to us, for your urgent release of the Premium immediately.Reconfirm the above information to avoid making payment to a wrong person.
Mr David Charles
zenith bank UK Limited