Illumi-not-again

In this case, all fraud and lots of mugus on the Nigerian side ;-)

Yes, my previous blog post on the illumi-knotheads has drawn a lot of visits, particularly from Nigeria.

Small wonder, since they've sent me yet another email (and posted it on my blog as well).

This one is perhaps a butt polyp more revealing than their first effort to give me the business.  Witness if you please:


Subject: Join Illuminati And Become Member And get Rich And Famous"

Easy way to join the Illuminati brotherhood in the world.  Kindly contact the Illuminati online registrations officer in USA through their email now:
join.illuminant.department0014@gmail.com

and you shall be given an ideal chance to visit the Satan and his representative
after registrations is completed by you, no sacrifice or human life needed, Illuminati brotherhood brings along wealth and famous in life, you have a full access to eradicate poverty away from your life now. So contact the online registrar at: join.illuminant.department0014@gmail.com

brotherhood of Illuminati...
NOTE BELOW...
YOU WILL BE GIVEN THE SUM OF 2MILLION DOLLARS AND A HOUSE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD...

Phone: +2348162448410
Join Us In Illuminati And Get Rich And Famous 

Every bit as non-convincing as their last effort, and with a third less syllables than their regular schpiel.

Which helped it not at all.

But I've apparently gotten under their skins.  So let's up the itch:

Subject: Join Illumi-anal-passage And Become Member And get Boned And Sodomized

Easy way to join the collection of meth-addicted Third World internet café junkies in a Third World sewer pit:  join their Illumi-nothing 'hood in the world.  No fuller outhouse pit will you find, of this we can assure you, hmmm?

Kindly contact the idiot at the Illuminuthouse desk that handles all online registrations when he's not busy fingering his bunghole.

join.illuminant.department0014@gmail.com

And when you join you shall be given a gold plated baboon loogie, a 'Douche Nozzle of the Year' plaque, and you shall be eligible to receive more abysmally stupid emails from a Satan-wannabe, his jackwagoned representative, and you will belong to a collection of simpering mugu boneheads who think masturbating is messing with their boss.

Please note that here in the Nigerian chapter of illuminot-now-I-have-nut-ache, sacrifice of someone or thing close to you is needed to prove to us your dedication to being a total asshat like we of the illumi-nippleheads are.

If you want wealth and fame in life, get off your ass, get a job and work for it. Joining us will get you nothing but mugu-dumb.

See what we just did there?

So contact the online registrar at:    join.illuminant.department0014@gmail.com  For the first 100 applicants, we have a free photo of you posing with a boko haram transgender goat raper named Ogun.

Even more special:  for the first 1000 applicants they will be entered into a drawing to win..THE SUM OF 2 MILLION DOLLARS AND THE OUTHOUSE IT SITS UNDER.  PLEASE NOTE THAT

THE MONEY IS UNDERNEATH A YEAR'S WORTH OF WILDEBEEST FECES, BUT TO HAVE THIS

FAME AND FORTUNE WE ARE SURE YOU WILL BE WILLING TO DIG FOR IT.

Questions?  Phone: +2348162448410  (that we're in Nigeria should pretty much clear up any questions).

Join Us In Illuminumb-nuts And Get What Naïve Morons Usually Do   


I'm a bit disappointed that this crop of illumi-nitwits apparently read the edit...guess I'm an illumi-no-way...  ;-)