Skunkfeathers: Scam IMF Reaches For The Stars

At this point, I doubt that even Uranus is ready for Joe Bidumb.

Meantime, email scammers probably won't know the difference.

It's 2022, but scammers are still using pre-COVID templates that have neither been updated or vaccinated against the #FJB variant.

Take a look:

Dear Beneficiary,

In review of the alarming rate of Money Laundering and Extortion observed by U.S Treasury Department , a petition to IMF International Regulatory Authority through the U.S Congress and the IMF International Regulatory sworn into action that the governing body of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) facts finding department to investigate the unnecessary delay of accredited payments ,as your email was among the listed beneficiaries submitted for the approved Scheduled Payment.

In the Payment Schedule (IMF Debt Payment Review), you are approved to receive the sum of US$13,000,000.00(Thirteen Million Dollars Only). And following the concluded IMF acquisition process of all pending payments with the U.S Treasury Department, it was resolved and agreed upon that all unclaimed Funds should be released ASAP.

Based on these facts,please note that upon receipt of your response we will process and send your Payment , so if you like to receive your fund, contact the director in charge of the payment disbursement at INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND SETTLEMENT CENTER Mr.Steven Timm on his email address: And also send him the following information;

Full Names:Mailing/Residential Address:Cell Phone Number:Age/Sex/Occupation:

If you need an urgent attention send an email to him immediately.

Your immediate compliance to this will expedite actions on your payment because here in this office, we have a lot of listed beneficiaries to be settled.

FOR International Monetary Fund

New year, same old templates.

My pet rock, Seymour, has been on a space exploration kick ever since William Shatner finally made it into space, two or three centuries before his character will.

Thus it goes to follow that Seymour's edit of this tired template would have something of a space theme to it:

From: WTF <mailto@imf.org>Sent: Wednesday, December 15, 2021 7:17 PMTo: jacknjillwentoffthepill01@hotmail.com Subject: Settlement Plots on Uranus Open For Bidding

Vhat Das Phuckensee,

In review of the alarming rate of Monkey Laundering and Fecal Excretions observed by the Treasury of Nigeria, a petition to WTF International Regulatory Authority through the Nigerian government and the WTF International Regulatory sworn into action that the governing body of the International Monketary Famdamily (IMF) facts finding department to investigate the assignment of settlement plots on the planet Uranus that begin accepting applications 1 January 2022 and begin accepting settlers on those plots after January 1, 2034.

The unnecessary delay of moving forward was due to insufficient interplanetary access; but Space X has agreed to handle all flights starting in January 2025, since it takes eight years to get there.

In the transport Schedule (WTF Review), you are approved for a window seat on Space X Omicron IV, the #FJB Express, with scheduled launch on January 3, 2025, arriving on Uranus on or about January 10, 2034.

Based on these facts, please note that upon receipt of your reservations we will process and send your boarding pass, so if you like to receive your boarding pass soonest, contact the director in charge of the transportation authority of the WTF Mr. Steven Timm on his email address.

And also send him the following information;

Full Names:

Mailing/Residential Address:Cell Phone Number:Age/Sex/Occupation:

Estimated Coordinates Of Your Awarded Settlement on Uranus:

If you think that you need an urgent attention send an email to him immediately, but really...we're not launching until January 2025.

Your immediate compliance to this will expedite actions on your transport seating because here in this office, we have a lot of listed nincompoops wanting to go to Uranus to be settled.

I remain this week only,

Mr. Steven Timm

WTF Travel Coordinator

stevetimm@yandex.com

"Nuffin Could Be Finer Than Be Flyin' To Uranus In Da Mornin'"

Most times, an edit like this ends the game before it can get going. This time, the email originator did have something to say in reply:

what hell is this?

Whaddaya mean?

this is not email i send.

Really? That's what I received from you. Perhaps you should check your template and try your send again. It's really hard to get good help in your neck of the woods, after all.