Will The Real Whozits Step Fo'wahd?

 It started with a simple, introductory email:

Hello Dear,
My name is Dr Ava Smith from United States.I am a French and American national (dual)living in the U.S and sometimes in the U.K for the Purpose of Work.
I hope you consider my friend request and consider me worthy to be your friend.  I will share some of my pics and more details about my self when i get your response.
Thanks
With love
Ava

It was short, sweet...and vaguely familiar, though briefly I couldn't place just why.

My reply was even briefer:

Hello Dr. Ava.  Tell me more.   

What I received next was a blank reply, which made the pet rocks, Seymour and Element, roll their eyes at the ineptness.

I was, of course, still interested:

You didn't tell me more.  A doctor of tease, are you?  

The invite to tell me more remains open.

"Ava" didn't disappoint this time:

Hello Dear
Thanks for your mail
Please find my details below
My Full Name is : Dr Ava Smith
Profession : Medical Doctor (Occupational medicine)
Country of Origin:United States
Province / State: TN - Tennessee
Place of Birth: Memphis
Date of Birth: December 31, 1988 (33 years old)
Height: 175 cm - 5 feet and 9 inches
Weight: 55 kg - 121 lbs
That is all about me.I also want you to tell me about your self so
that we can get to know more about each other before we proceed
further.

I must say i love a relationship with love and respect.
Things have to be intense and at the
same time peaceful in the way that one respects the other Individual.

I love pleasing and being pleased, I like equal relationship
rather than being submissive or dominating.

I like men with strong personality, but all in peace, no war, no
games. Communication is absolutely essential, to my mind the better a
couple communicate, the better the relationship will be. Understanding
each other's needs and respecting them.

Understanding each other's limits and boundaries.
I believe and also have the feeling that in today’s
world, neither race, nationality nor religion will pose a barrier to
male/female relationships. Although, we do not know each other too
well but I will really like to have you as a friend.

Currently i am Medical Doctor by profession as i said above, I work
with St Elizabeth Health Care here in the US.I am also a French
nationality.

My mum is from France why my dad is from US. Who knows, i
can visit you some day if i have vacation and God almighty permits.

I am sending some of my photographs to you including the one with my
colleagues at the hospital.
Yours
Ava   

And to further whet my visual appetite, she included a series of five pictures, purportedly of her.  This one was, of course, first:

And soon as I see'd it, a very discernible *TOING* went off in my haid.  It woke Seymour out of a sound nap, causing Element to whack him across what passes for his head with her trunk, followed by a "wake up and go to sleep" quip.

Not a good idea to interrupt a pet rock nap.

At any rate, this sent me digging into my scam photo archives where I was sure I had seen this bathing beauty before.

I had.

In fact, I'd seen all five photos Dr. Ava sent me before, under the names Tracy Williams and Lisa William, with remarkably similar emails.

At first I was of a mind to string the good doctor along for a spell, though from the template "she" was using, I already knew where she was going with this:  her "mum" would turn out to be ill in France, and Ava would be hitting me up for travel money....in return for a promise of sexual bliss later on.

Then the 'kill joy' in me asserted itself, and instead I replied thus:

My darling dearest to-be-unrequited love Dr. Ava Smith,

What a beauty you represent yourself to be in photos.

Truly.

However, then I ruined the whole presentation by

bothering to consult my archives.  Therein, I came to

find that you are one of triplets.  Or so it would appear.

I'm sure that they need no introduction, what with them being your triplet sisters:

First we have Ms Tracy Williams.  A stunning resemblance to you.

And before her, there was Ms Lisa William.  Also a stunner, just like you.

And -- fancy this -- they, like you, work at St. Elizabeth Hospital, and are pictured separately with the very same staff as you.

Such a lucky hospital, though who is the dude with the Galapagos Islands tortoise neck?

The three of you share that blue bikini exactly the same way.  Amazing, actually.

Incredible times three.

And that red dress you sport...your triplet sisters Tracy and Lisa

sport it every bit the way you do:

 However, I noted that Tracy Williams, unlike you and your other

sister Lisa, did add a photo that you two chose not to.  Perhaps

the two of you are more modest than Tracy:

Tracy definitely sports her love of balls here.

I am, of course, flattered to know a trio of absolute drop-dead gorgeous babes.

It's a f**king shame that you're not the one in the pictures, any more than

Tracy or Lisa were.

In fact, I have it on reasonable authoritah that you look much more like

this:

At least your personality is pretty much akin to this, which is one big f**king shame 

as well.

Oh well...next time, research and choose your photos more wisely, along with your

scam template.  You face-planted rather abruptly and spectacularly on this one.

Jack   

Not surprisingly, Dr. Ava Smith/Tracy Williams/Lisa William et al had nothing further to offer.

The pet rocks, however, are complaining that that last photo is giving them both nightmares.