It Ain't Your Parent's Sex Education

Scammers never know what's going to happen to an email they send here.

Most of the time, neither do I.

My 'editing gone wild' pet rocks, however...do.

Element decided that she needed to take a run at a UN scam and well....she 'dicked' with it in a manner I wasn't expecting and had Seymour blushing...if you can imagine that.

Here's a piece of the email that started it:

This is to bring to your notice that the General Assembly of the United Nations approved compensation of Three Million Five hundred thousand (US$3.5M)United States dollars only to the scammed victims of the 193 Countries in the World that make up the General Assembly of
the United Nation.This decision was taken in their meeting held in their headquarters in New York USA.The meeting was their 7th regular
session of the General Assembly opened on the 17th September 2019 to
30th September 2019.Now on their 74th session also in New York held on
the 13th March 2020,the final approval was given for this payment.The
meeting was preceded over by their incumbent President Tijjani
Muhammad-Bande.It was unanimously agreed that the payment must be done
by ATM,Certified Bank Draft or Online bank Transfer  which a  Bank In
London  and a Bank in USA were chosen to handle  together to release
the ATM Cards to all of you scammed victims to make sure that they
receive their ATM Card with out delay hence you co-operate with
them.You are there fore advised to send the following information:


 You get the general ideer.

Well, Element took it in an entirely different direction, and worked one former scammer that I was driving crazy, into the narrative:

Attention: SCAM FED EX EMAILER
feexdelveryagny1@gmail.com

This is to bring to your notice that the Genital Assemblers of the
United Nations approved making you new genitals after we learned

that you don't have any.

Mr. Jack Ewehoff informed us about your predicklessment and 

we were moved to come up with some fix so that you don't walk

around a Third World sh*thole without some form of genitals.

Hate when that happens.

We do this for gender-confused fools like you in the 193 Countries 

in the World that make up the Genital Assemblers of the United 

Nation. This decision was taken in their meeting held in
their hindquarters. The meeting was their 7th regular
session of the Genital Assemblers opened on the 17th September 2019 to
30th September 2019. Now on their 74th session also in New York held on
the 13th March 2020, they finally worked out assemblage of said genitals.

The meeting was preceded over by their incumbent President Tijjani
Muhammad-Bande. It was unanimously agreed that the genital 

assemblers must be done by whatever means necessary.  We concluded

that what worked for Mr. Potato Head would work for you.  So your

genital assembly kit includes snap-on replacement genitals.

You're welcome.

Just send us $300 USD one time only and the kit will stop you from 

looking like a genital-less department store mannequin.

You are therefore advised to send the following information:

Full Name:
Address:
Country:
Occupation:
Cell/Phone Number:
Age:

Sex you wish to resemble:

On receipt of this information and payment from you, We will 

forward the genital assembly kit to you without delay.

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs Asha-Mark Wilfred
Suckretary United Nations Genital Assemblers

Neither the originating scammer nor the one being made fun of had anything further to say.  I reckon they got tired of being dicked with...