A Pet Rock's View of Stupor Tuesday

My Louisiana-visiting pet rock, Seymour, apparently stays in touch with current events.

And he just couldn't wait to weigh in on what he refers to as Stupor Tuesday.

Especially for the dems.

The pet rock first noticed that since Joe Gropey Bidumb scored well on Stupor Tuesday -- for the first time in the primaries -- idiots like cnn and ms13nbc are claiming that the stock market is up 1200 points "because" Bidumb "won".

cnn and ms13nbc will stick to their fake news lines to the bottom of the outhouse pit.  That much is clear.  Even the Babylon Bee knows it.

Seymour was also quick to note that the DNC was not at all pleased with Weak End of Bernie Sanders, the commie affiliated with dems no matter what they do or say.  Just like in 2016 when he was messing up the coronavirusnation of their crooked queen, Hellary I.  They just can't stand that Sanders is drawing too much support from their dumbed-down and illegal voter base to give them any chance in November. 

So they're seeking ways to derail 'the Bern' in 2020, too.

And they think that Stupor Tuesday did just that.



It doesn't matter that Joe can't remember what orifice he's running for...or from.

It simply matters to the DNC that Gropey Joe is back on what they consider top in the dem field of loons.

Granted, he didn't beat coronavirus in Kaliforlornia, but eh.

That said, my pet rock just wants to remind all who the dems are putting their hopes on come November:

..yawp...

...uh huh...

...and this h'yar...

...not to mention, so we will...

...annnnnd, there's this...

...along widdis...

Granted, lurking out on the fringes of reality, there's the deposed queen of 'what happened', ready to step in it if Bidumb or the others falter...

...meantime, the billionaire trying to buy the democrap nom is out after spending at or just over a half billion bucks...

...leaving next to nothing running, save for Bidumb, the commie, the coronavirus and perhaps one or more unmemorable names out there, since it was just learned that Lieawatha has dropped out as well, after finishing third in her own state of Confusion...

 So as Seymour sees it, the trick now for the DNC, cnn and the Russians that defect from supporting Bernie, is to somehow protect Bidumb from hisself between now and November.

That won't be as easy as they'll delude themselves into thinking. 

Yes, even from a kitchen remodel in Louisiana, my 'editing gone wild' and politically astute pet rock, Seymour, knows the dems better than they know themselves.