Monday, May 23, 2016

Even The IRS Couldn't Read This

Were it that simple...

Another email from the IRS.  Another scam.  Another edit.

Here's just a piece of the opening gambit from The IRS branch office in Benin:


Internal Revenue Service United States Department of the TreasuryAccessibility Skip to Top Navigation 2283 3rd Ave New York, NY 10035,
United States.

Greeting from IRS USA

We the Internal Revenue Service, believed that you received the
previous message we sent to you, prior to your dealings with the U.S
Custom Authority at (JFK) John F. Kennedy International Airport New
York as regards to your over-due contract payment consignment trunk
box worth $10,500.000.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars only), which was endorsed in your favor and like we
stated earlier, we have dully screened through this project as
stipulated on our protocols of operation and have finally confirmed
that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all
face and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund
without any further delay.  



It goes on to say that the cost to me is $375, but that they will waive the bulk of the fee and only charge me $69, which I am to wire to some clod in Benin.

Uh huh.

Edit time:


Internal Ranganoo Seoivice Few Knighted Slates Dephartment of the Twinkystink
Assholes Skip to Top Navigation Soonest
PO Box 1366  Merrifield VA 22116
(646) 854-1432
Few Knighted Slates

Greeting

We the Internal Ranganoo Soivice, believed that you received the
previous message we sent to you, but received it in a version of
Azerbaijani that even Pashtuns and Kumquats were unable to
fathom, since neither is navical in what are ways, let alone kurds.
We'll assume you didn't see what we just dun there.
We now insort a disclammer using beagle-ese that only atturkeys
can comprehende:  this over-due contractual consignment trump
box worse it is for wear was endorsed in your favor and like we
probably didn't stated earlier, we have dully paid scant attentions to
this project as nipplestated in our protocols of operation and hasn't
been working because our Operation game battery died in 1973.
Your results may defurr if your cat is having fits over something.

This is to bring to your notice that we have just been informed
through secret source that Moochelle Obola is using men's rooms
on visits to Shotcago because his winkee is bigger than Barack's.
All he had to pay was the required $375.00 for Custom Clearance
Certificate C.C.C. charges as imposed some executive odor Barack
signed while lighting farts in the Blue Room.

I want to personally assure you once again that you will have every
course to smile and be happy until conclusion of this project, at which
point you'll do neither because we will be giving painful rectal itch
to your household via the picture of hellary clinton in a 6 XXXL butt
thong that we has attached.  The Reason why we are doing all this
sh*t is because we don't like you.


 We understand but could care less that the imposed fee might be too
much for you to pay so using commie core math that genuinely sucks
wombat dorks, we have discussed with some Obola State Dephartment
twatwaffle that looks like Marie Barf to give you the grace of sending
$69 a moth for the next 10 and a half moths, which is a really good
deal as it helps us lower your cost from $375 to $69 when you pay us
$69 per moth for 10.5 moths.  Yes, we were edjumakated in a
leftard school where everyone gets a parcipitation mettle and can
pee in any classroom they want because it hurts their feelings to
not let them.

A diplomat personally groped by john fathead Kerry will make the delivery
to your home address tomorrow morning.  Kerry swore he was looking for 
the light switch in the ladies room when he done that.

 Contact us right away and let me know when you will start make payments
to the person designated below as the below designate to receive your
$69 payment every moth for the next 10.5 moths, a savings of some kind
over paying the lump sum of $375 because commie core math is so
fucking awesome.  Just ask Marie Barf; she asked constipated mathematician
that worked it out with a pencil, and she's still chewing on that same
pencil.
Advise you to take advantage of it, before it will become too late for
Consideration.

Receiver's Data/information to send the fee through Western Union or 

Money=Gram.

Receiver's Name::::::::::::  AMAECHI OKAFOR
COUNTRY:::::::::::::::::::BENIN  Republic
City::::::::::Cotonou
Text Question:::::::::::::: WTF This
Text Answer:::::::::::::::: leftard crap salad
Amount::::::::::::::::::::: $69.00
Sender's Name::::::::::::::
Sender's Address:::::::::::
MTCN#::::::::::::::::::::::

Also be informed that we came to an agreement with the ASPCA
that you must set free all your domestic animals, so our Syrian
refugees can rape them.  We want the isis terrorists posing as
refugees to feel at home.


The Benin IRS office isn't having any luck with the edit, or the commie core math...




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1 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

I knew that the email was legit when I read this... hitch free. It had to be real.

I need a translator to read your edit though.

Have a fabulous day. My very best to Seymour. ☺

24 May, 2016 08:36  

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