Even The IRS Couldn't Read This
Another email from the IRS. Another scam. Another edit.
Here's just a piece of the opening gambit from The IRS branch office in Benin:
Internal Revenue Service United States Department of the TreasuryAccessibility Skip to Top Navigation 2283 3rd Ave New York, NY 10035,
United States.
Greeting from IRS USA
We the Internal Revenue Service, believed that you received the
previous message we sent to you, prior to your dealings with the U.S
Custom Authority at (JFK) John F. Kennedy International Airport New
York as regards to your over-due contract payment consignment trunk
box worth $10,500.000.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars only), which was endorsed in your favor and like we
stated earlier, we have dully screened through this project as
stipulated on our protocols of operation and have finally confirmed
that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all
face and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund
without any further delay.
It goes on to say that the cost to me is $375, but that they will waive the bulk of the fee and only charge me $69, which I am to wire to some clod in Benin.
Uh huh.
Edit time:
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Few Knighted Slates
Greeting
We the Internal Ranganoo Soivice, believed that you received the
previous message we sent to you, but received it in a version of
box worse it is for wear was endorsed in your favor and like we
probably didn't stated earlier, we have dully paid scant attentions to
This is to bring to your notice that we have just been informed
through secret source that Moochelle Obola is using men's rooms
I want to personally assure you once again that you will have every
course to smile and be happy until conclusion of this project, at which
We understand but could care less that the imposed fee might be too
$69 a moth for the next 10 and a half moths, which is a really good
A diplomat personally groped by john fathead Kerry will make the delivery
Contact us right away and let me know when you will start make payments
Consideration.
Receiver's Data/information to send the fee through Western Union or
Money=Gram.
Receiver's Name:::::::::::: AMAECHI OKAFOR
COUNTRY:::::::::::::::::::BENIN Republic
City::::::::::Cotonou
Text Question:::::::::::::: WTF This
Text Answer:::::::::::::::: leftard crap salad
Amount::::::::::::::::::::: $69.00
Sender's Name::::::::::::::
Sender's Address:::::::::::
MTCN#::::::::::::::::::::::
Also be informed that we came to an agreement with the ASPCA
that you must set free all your domestic animals, so our Syrian
This is an official notification and we advise you treat it with
utmost urgency.
InSincerely,
IRS Clodhorker,
Rob Isuck James
The Benin IRS office isn't having any luck with the edit, or the commie core math...
Labels: editing email scams for fun and scammer annoyance, IRS scam
1 Comments:
I knew that the email was legit when I read this... hitch free. It had to be real.
I need a translator to read your edit though.
Have a fabulous day. My very best to Seymour. ☺
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