I know the email didn't mean what they wanted me to think it meant.
Here's what they originally writ:
GL GROUP is established in 2013 by Mr.Ng in China, Karl king in UK and Raphel in Italy
The group have own factory and brand Sager, manufacturee Car DVR and Samrt Watch.
We welcome the global customerrs become our agentss.
our bussiness will send you pricee listt if you have any needss.
The alleged collaboration between a Chinese, a Brit and an Italian was not of much help to them with the spellchecker.
Not that I should hold that against them. Until the edit:
GL GROUP is established in 2013 by Mr.Ng Chow Ping in China, Whacking Haggis in UK and Raphael Twatwaffle in Italy
The group have own factory and brand Sucktastic, manufacturing smart toilet seats and dildos activated by The Clapper.
We welcome the global customerrs that gots moneys and no gooder smellcheckers than we does.
our bussiness will send you pricee listt if you have any needs; ticky wicky sucky f**ky five bucks. It all rock and roll to me Joe. Chemo savvy?
淘宝客户,我厂新开店铺为提高信誉等级，行车记录仪（现场车祸责任分析，防碰瓷，爱车守护监控）.智能手表（打电话）亏本大甩卖。直接工厂价格销售。Note-san: what it say is 淘宝客户,我厂新开店铺为提高信誉等级，行车记录仪（现场车祸责任分析，防碰瓷，爱车守护监控）.智能手表（打电话）亏本大甩卖。直接工厂价格销售 cuz we no read this crap no gooder than they write it.
I guess I re-writ it gooder than they had a respond to. Which got a *face palm* from the pet rock...
Labels: badly written from anywhere email scam, badly written Nigerian email scam, editing email scams for fun and scammer annoyance