Not Playing Well With Scammers II
I know how to screw with scammers.
Take this stammering idiot of a scammer, Momoh Lawson who didn't like my character the first time around. Now he gets to not like my second character, either.
Here's the entire exchange between "Lawson" and my character, with "Lawson" in bold and my character in italics:
the convincions that it takes so that i wll back you up here with the gathered informations that i know about the fund as i stands here as your watch Dog but you fell to comply as directed/instructed either because of the little charges from the bank based on the
administrative procedures or you were not too sure of what i contacted you for or were seeing the whole thing as a dream.
possible,in your city to proove your thoughts wrong.This is as a result of where the Diplomatic Service Courier Company is having the Regional Deposit Centres(where their immunities covers or can take them to). You can now see that i am a very honest and reliable person
for any reasonable beign to partner with because i never let go and never allows my parts or roles to be messed up. The fear that i am having now is that,i do not know if you will betray
me at last when this fund gets to you as is coming through easier means now that takes no much time.You meet with the Diplomats immediately they arrive and contact you,claim the consignment from them then take it to you house and start taking from it to deposit
into any bank of your choice by instalments until you save them all and invite me to come down for sharing and investments in your country as agreed from beginning..........what else?
arrive at any of your chosen country and contact you.In this effect,reconfirm to me immediately any most confidential phone number which they will contact you on when they arrive.
Telephone No: +22893664679
am not joking and i really need your assistance as my partner, so let me know if you are ready to receive the diplomat and send the requested information ok
Well if you're not joking then by all means, send your diplomat. I don't have one at my back door.
Do you think a diplomat will leave Africa to abroad without been sure of what is coming for, Let me know if you are capable of receiving the diplomat and aswell pay the delivering charge and the diplomat will start coming ok
people leave Africa all the time. Ever hear of Somalia? Send your diplomat. I can meet 'em and arrange some kind of somethin' er other.
Since you are capable of paying the delivering charges upon the arrival of the diplomat, I will advice you send me your address and information as requested by the courier company so that i can submit it to the courier company to know if they can deliver the package to you in your address ok.
I don't see any practical or geographical reason that your diplomatic courier service cannot deliver to my home address. Unless they are incompetent.
ok, I have forward your information to their director so i hope the diplomat will arrive United state succesfully ok, so immediately you hear from him let me know and kindly follow the instruction of the diplomat to make sure everything work out fine ok.
Soon as I hear from him we can work things out fine.
Ok, hope the diplomat will be in US today, so please update me as you hear from him
Awaiting notification of his arrival now.
No word today. Tomorrow perhaps?
Please don,t respond any message from nigeria because they are fraud star ok, The diplomat have to be in US today maybe something is wrong else were,so i will check with their director this morning ok.
Where are YOU writing from?
Dear Brother, You don,t need to doubt ok, sometime when the road is block they have to wait and contact office to see that the way is clear before entry the country, as you know they are carrying inhe
Alright. I will exercise patience, virtue and dry heaves and await his contact.
Ok, Let us wait from now till tomorrow ok
Reckon we'll have to. BTW, your courier better get here soonest, 'cuz there's a big snowstorm due in here Monday night. Might not be able to get in here until after Wednesday
Ok, I will inform their director ok, Did you hear from the diplomat today,please update me ok.
Still waiting. Is this on the clock? He sure knows how to milk it. Who approves his expense reports?
I hope everything will be okay today
Where's your diplomat?
Please you have to call the diplomat immediately on 2022777634
Dear Brother, Thanks for your mail, you are the cause of the delay for the diplomat ok, The diplomat director call me this morning and complain that their agent have arrived US since two days and he has called and a fax answer.
My number isn't a fax! I don't even HAVE a fax machine! Tell him to meet me on Thursday, November 19, at Denver International Airport. He meets me there and I will have his fee in cash there. But he MUST arrive sometime on Thursday, because I am traveling on the weekend for the holiday next week. So tell him to make it. Email me his flight into DIA and time of arrival.
Dear Brother, Thanks for your mail, I have giving you the contact number of the diplomat to call him, please call him and arrange on how to meet each other because i am not happy about the delay ok.
I called him three times and got the connection severed when it sounded like someone was answering the phone. Where is he? How do I meet him at the Denver International Airport if he isn't even in the friggin' country yet?
Please continue calling him until you get him on line because the diplomat is there in US ok
WHERE in the US is he? He won't do me any damned good if he isn't at Denver International Airport on Thursday, November 19. He needs to contact me with his flight information and arrival time. It will be too late on November 20; I am leaving for holiday then. Impress upon him it's November 19 at DIA or bust.
I just send your email id to the diplomat director so that he can give their agent to contact you since he complain that he can,t get you on phone and you also complain that you didn,t get the diplomat on the phone.
He has not responded by phone or email. Today...he has today.
I am tired for this delivering delay, I will call their director to call the diplomat back if nothing happen today or tomorrow
You're tired? I've been waiting on this clown for a week or more. What the hell is going on there, Momoh? Is he going to show up here today or not?
Before Momoh has a chance to reply, "Jack" gives him a specific location for the 'diplomat' to meet up with him:
Tell your diplomat that I will be waiting here at the Denver International Airport until it closes at 9pm tonight.
Better tell your diplomat to hurry...I can only drink so much coffee.
And after 19 days of back 'n forth, my character reaches the deadline he set and drops this on Momoh:
Okay, Momoh: it's after 9pm my time. The coffee shop is closed. My caffeine fix is good until 2017. My f***ing kidneys are floating and I have waited as long as I intend to short of a spchinter tsunami. Your incestuous brother diplomat has not arrived or contacted me. I told you today was it. I am leaving tomorrow for the Thanksgiving holidays, and I won't be wasting any time communicating with people that don't mean what they say and do what they claim they'll do. I've wasted 19 days of November on this. Next time you talk to your idiot diplomat, tell him to head back to Togo...if the wayward bastard can find it. Which I doubt.
Ol' Momoh still isn't getting it:
Dear Brother, I still never hear from the diplomat, i must meet their director face to face today concerning this package ok,i will get back to you on my return.
Considering how inept and incompetent their diplomat was, I don't expect much to come from this. But I'll give you one last chance. Don't screw the pooch.
Momoh is certainly persistent:
Momoh never got his chicken sh** courier problem straightened out...