More Illuminincompoop Tweaking

Nigerian, Kenyan..whatever.

The Nigerian Illuminincompoops aren't happy with me.

That inspired me to further their unhappiness.

So I took their auto-response (seen played with a couple of posts ago), and edited it even further.

Which went over like a fart in a diva's photo shoot.

Witness:

YOU ARE WELCOME -- F**K, YOU ARE DESPERATELY NEEDED -- TO THE DILAPIDATED TEMPLE OF THE NIGERIAN ILLUMININCOMPOOPS.

My child it really SUCKS to be one of us, but if you insist i can help you become a member of the Illuminincompoops if only you are completely mugu stupid enough to follow all we will say to you.  Before you apply you have to do the following:

1.  Take a picture with a fish on your head and send it to us.

2.  Sacrifice your favorite pet to our faux deity Ukulele Unga Bunga Horney Boo Boo.

3.  Marry a goat.

4.  Butt f**k a badger without losing your genital.

5.  Sing the Burundi national anthem using helium.

6.  Put a back up alarm on Hillary Clinton's fat ass...without her knowing.

7.  Explain in 500 words or more why if a sheep is a ram and a donkey is an ass, how that makes a ram in the ass a goose.

8.  List in 1 word or less everything good the democrats did for Detroit.

9.  Tell us in your own words why Boko Haram is an atheist organization that eats pork and rapes tree stumps.

10.  Has South Park ever made an episode about us?  If yes, tell us what season and episode.

Nextly you have to fill this spaces BELOW.

your name in Yoruba;
your country in Spanish;
your state of genital fungus;your Phone number;
your age at the time you tried to screw a sheep;
occupation at the time you screwed the sheep;

finally you must know our secret HAND TO GOAT GENITAL masturbate to join.  

 

 

That got this in reply:

 

 

asshole stop write to us   

 

 

Being the cooperative sort that I'm not, I sent it to them a dozen more times.  And from other email addresses as well.

 

I really don't play well with others.  Especially Nigerian Illuminincompoops  ;-)