Tuesday, November 25, 2014

HSBC Gots Free Gifts...

Sure they do.


I got this eloquently crafted email notification from HSBC Bank in the UK:




HSBC Holdings plc is a global banking and financial services company  Headquartered in Canary Wharf,London, United Kingdom.[3] As of 2014[update]  It is the world's second-largest banking and financial services group  It has around 7,500 offices in 87 countries and territories Across Africa,
Asia, Europe North America and South America and around 100 million customers.
Congratulation to you today the HSBC bank are celebrating a very big party of  our new organization in {UK} London.
We have sent up 85 different Email ID for this draw and your private email ID was  choose in our micro software engine to receive total sum of 300.000.00 pound.   Please note that this is not a lottery,this is not lottery,this is gift offer amount.
Note that from today you have been selected by the {HSBC BANK} to receive the  amount of (300.000.00 Pound, Three Hundred Thousand Great British Pound Sterling)  You are to take note of your HSBC Reference Ticket Number (90HS62BC) please you are  advised to keep your HSBC reference Ticket number very confidential to your self because is  the key of your amount of 300.000.00 Pound.
Note this gift offer amount is 100% genuine and it has non harm, it has been approved here in london to be legal.
It is 100% guarantee. please do not delete this message, it's sure and confirmed with 100% guarantee. This message  is direct from the HSBC gift offer department, we are sending you this email because you are the truly beneficiary  to receive this gift offer amount of 300,000.00 Pound. Please as soon you receive this message we strongly advised  you from the bottom of our heart on the behalf of the HSBC world bank International to accept this gift offer amount.
Do not delete, we expected you to receive your gift offer amount as fast as possible without any delay.
Please make sure you keep your HSBC Ticket No very very confidentially for your security and safety,do not give to any  third party, keep it because it is useful.HSBC Ticket Number (90HS62BC) You are advise to  send  your full details to the Chief Executive CEO Brian Robertson HSBC Bank Lonon Plc This is to enable the HSBC bank reach you  all © copyright reserve 2014.


 FULL NAME:                
COUNTRY AND ADDRESS:
CONTACT NO:
YOUR RELIGION:
OCCUPATION:
YOUR AGE:
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU CONTACT THIS EMAIL:
hsbuk@outlook.com
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU COPY THIS EMAIL AND SEND MESSAGE DIRECT TO THIS :  hsbuk@outlook.com  




Very convincing.


I suspect my edit won't be quite so much so:




Attention
HSBC I'll Tell You What To Hold plc is a global banking and financial services scam of dubious antecedence and genital tongue warts.   They is hindquartered in the ass of a wharfing Canary, London, United Kingdom. [3] As of 2014 [when we up the date, you should up yours too]  It is the world's second-largest banking and financial services scam of dubious antecedence and genital tongue warts known.   It has around 7,500 fly infested internet cafes in 87 jungle clearings around Lagos, Nigeria and around 100 million customers
that it's trying really REALLY hard to fleece.

 Congratulation to you today the HSBC bank collection of dubious antecedents with genital tongue warts are or is celebrating a very big party of  our new organizational scam purportedly being carried out from the ass of a wharfing canary in the {UK} London.  We suppose that there are other Londons here and there, so we had to make sure that we specified the {UK} one so as to not get cornfused with a London in Benin or such.  Being from Nigeria, we know how much it sucks in Benin.

 We have sent up 85 different Email ID for this draw and your primate's email ID was  choose in our micro software engine to receive total sum of 300.000.00 pound of banana.  We congratulate you on having a primate what have a email ID that the primate ain't trashed yet.  We seed the Samsonite commercial and what that primate did to the suitcase.  The unspeakable parts wasn't included we noticed.

Please note that this is not a lottery, this is not lottery, this is not a lottery.  We work in triplicate farms too.  No, this is gift offer amount of 300.000.00 pound of banana.  Daylight come and we want go home.  Come Mr. Tallywhack, whack on our ba-na-na...daylight come and we want go home.

 Note that from today you have been selected by the {HSBC BANK SCAM} to receive the  amount of (300.000.00 Pound Banana Great British Pound Banana).

 You are to take note of your HSBC Reference Ticket Number (90HS62BC) what means jack shit but jack had to do that at least once a day or he blow up and he not even terrorist.  please you are  advised to keep your HSBC reference Ticket number very confidential to your self because if the wharfing canary find out about it, it will take your ticket and shove it up its ass, 'cuz it knows that you won't reach up in there to retrieve it.

Wharfing canary not see what happen in lots of American homes on Thanksgiving morning, me thinks.

Note this gift offer amount is 100% lacking in authenticity and genuineness.  it has non harm, unless 300.000.00 pound banana fall on you.  That make it harm some.  it has been approved here in london to be legal by our board of directums of dubious antecedence and genital tongue warts.  What better assurance you needs than that?

 It is 100% guarantee of dubious outcome.  please do not delete this message, it take us long time to train our primate with our email ID to type this shit. it's sure and confirmed with 100% guarantee of dubious outcome. This message  is direct from the HSBC gift offer department, located in the basement underneath the ass of our wharfing canary. 

We are sending you this email because you are the truly expected to be stupid enough to have a primate with a email ID.  Or we're stupid enough to think you do.

to receive this gift offer amount of 300,000.00 Pound of banana before daylight come and you want go home, Please as soon you receive this message we strongly advised  you from the bottom of our anus on the behalf of the HSBC world bank Scam International to accept this gift offer in the spirit it was sended to you by our dubious antecedent genital tongue warted staff.

 Do not delete, it would hurt our feeling and Debbie Wasserman Schultz -- one of our dubious antecedent genital tongue warted staff -- will call you a racist.  she doesn't know what it means, but we are amused when she opens her mouth.

we expected you to receive your gift offer of banana as fast as possible without any delay.

 Please make sure you keep your HSBC Ticket No very very confidentially away from the ass of our wharfing canary for your security and safety.  We not tell you that our wharfing canary is the size of a pterydactyl. 

You are advise to  send  your full details to the Chief Executive CEO Brian Genital Tongue Wart Robertson HSBC Bank Lonon Plc This is to enable the HSBC bank scam reach you
all © copiedwrawng reserve 2014.

 FULL NAME (We prefer you use yours):                
COUNTRY AND ADDRESS:
CONTACT NO:
YOUR LAST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH AN ORTHRAPOD:
RELIGION OF THE ORTHRAPOD:
OCCUPATION OF THE ORTHRAPOD:
YOUR AGE:
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU CONTACT THIS EMAIL:
hsbuk@outlook.com
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU COPY THIS EMAIL AND SEND MESSAGE DIRECT TO THIS :  hsbuk@outlook.com  


I don't know about the 45+ scammers I sent this to, but I do know that the scam originator is not talking to me right now.  He's probably miffed that I outed his having genital tongue warts.

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1 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

You can really rewrite these to be so...well so damming.

Have a fabulous day. My very best to my buddy Seymour. ☺

25 November, 2014 09:30  

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