Saturday, July 26, 2014

And Yet More Illumiknothaids

I have to laugh, because the number of links to my original Illuminati scambait has exceeded 120, and they are almost ALL coming out of...*drum roll*...Nigeria.

I've also cleaned out a number of additional solicitations from more crooked Nigeri-nutties in the comments section of the original post...along with editing a few of them ;-)

Still, they keep trying.

What I've done with a number of them is edit them and send them back to the sender, and every other Nigeri-nutty email addy they've sent me.

Most go unanswered. 

But not this one.  What's more, he/they/Ogun/it read what I dun to their original email, Ma.  And still they tried to recruit me.  With both a carrot AND a stick.

Here's how it went, starting with what I did to their email, Ma:

ILUMIKNOTHEADS TELEPHONE CONTACTS:+2348169340571
To Join F**kMugus
CALL us Directly today.
EMAIL US NOW FOR MEMBERSHIP: thailluminati666@gmail.com
INTRODUCTION TO F**KMUGUS
It is a well-known fact that F**KMUGUS/ILLUMIKNOTHEADS consist of Multiple mugus who've been duped by Third World morons sitting in fly-infested internet cafes all over Nigeria.
Now, for the FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, we are admitting what we are:  THIRD WORLD F**KHEADED LYING CROOKED SCAMMERS.  
If you would like to Join our collection of wallet-raped mugus, just register with us today.
F**KMUGUS/ILLUMIKNOTHEADS RECRUITMENT/REGISTRATION
PORTAL EMAIL IS: thailluminati666@gmail.com

EMAIL THE ADDRESS NOW FOR A QUICK ONLINE BUTTF**KING AT: thailluminati666@gmail.com
  


Amazingly, this one actually replied to it, albeit with again both a carrot and a sorta veiled threat:


OK
You are welcome to the greatest force in the universe. i want you to
know that the Illuminati is not what you think. we are here to make
the globe and the universe go forward in a better ans safer way and no
body will ever be forced to join the religion is a matter of personal
choice.  the number one rule that you must know is that once your details is
registered in the high temple, you must come up with all the necessary
as requested by the grand master without leaving any stone unturned.

fill up the details  below, before i tell you  what to do.

NAME.........

DATE OF BIRTH......

COUNTRY......

AGE.......

STATUS.......

STATE OF ORIGIN......

PHONE NUMBER.......

OCCUPATION.......

REASONS FOR JOINING........

INTEREST RATE........

and a scan of your  photograph.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THE ILLUMINATI
IS NOT WHAT YOU SHOULD PLAY MIND GAME WITH.  



I'm fully aware of John Lennon's Mind Games song from the 70s...with that in mind, I decided to not heed Mr. Nigeri-nutty's admonishment:


Who me, play mind game with the illumiknotheads?  Of course not.  Just to prove it, here's my application, with included photo:
 
NAME.........Jack N. Ewehoff

DATE OF BIRTH......2-29-80

COUNTRY......         Rural

AGE.......34

STATUS.......  Yes, I have one

STATE OF ORIGIN......Grace

PHONE NUMBER.......303-521-0707

OCCUPATION.......Email Analyst

REASONS FOR JOINING........I just love joining sh*t

INTEREST RATE........Depends on what interests me

Go ahead...illumiknot me.  
 
 
As for the requested photo...
 
Yup...that's Jack N. Ewehoff at his normal.
 
 
And what do you 'spose I get back?
 
 
YOU WARNED NOT TO PLAY MIND GAME WITH ILLUMINATI.  LIFE IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU TO DO THIS OK.  
 
 
Oh goodie, a genuine threat.  Time to channel a wee bit of South Park's Eric Cartman in reply:
 
 
 
 
Well Mr. Nigeri-knothaid, I reckon life is what it is, and yours considerably sucks over th'yah more than mine does over h'yah.  Compare th'yah...h'yah.  Yawp...you lose.  Sucks to be you.  A poor Nigeri-knothaid widdout a pot to piss in.  But that's okay...I unnerstand entirely.  And I don't hold it agin you.  I wouldn't hold anything agin you, 'cuz you'd probably infect it with painful rectal itch or something Nigeri-knothaid-y.  At any rate, to quote a famous animated actor from a famous Comedy Central TV series, "screw you guys...I'm going home".  And before you protest or make further idiotic and unsustainable threats you're wholly incapable of achieving, that character would add.."screw you guys...home".  
 
 
What that drawd in response was I guess what passes for a pubic soivice announcement from themselfies, the Nigeri-knothaids:


WARNING! WARNING!! WARNING!!!
If you do not want to join the Illuminati do not read this message. Rules * You must be above 18 years of age. * You must have full access to the internet. * You must not discuss the secret of the Illuminati to anyone. * We are not interested in anyone who has obtained their knowledge about the Illuminati based on what they’ve HEARD from Mass Media (News or Performing Arts), Conspiracy Theorists (Amateur or Professional Authors or Speculators), Internet Rumors, or other HERESY. * Once you join the Illuminati within one week of your membership you will achieved the greatest goal in life and also have wealth and fame. * No one discard the message of the GREAT ILLUMINATI if discarded the person will be tormented both day and night. * Failure to compel to the order and rules of the GREAT ILLUMINATI shall see your fame and riches taken back. * The money ALWAYS flows TOWARDS Illuminati members...And AWAY from NON Illuminati members... One of the rules of the Illuminati is "We don't talk about the Illuminati" so I can't say too much about it here. If you are truly interested and get back to me via email thailluminati666@gmail.com or call +2348169340571

Do not play mind games   


Well...I played mind games:


If you do not want to join the latest craze in Nigerian 419 Land -- taking selfies of you butt boinking goats -- then we offer you this instead:  Join our Nigeriknothead Tree Stump Sodomy Cult!  It super AWESOME!  Rules * You don't need be above 18 years of age. * You must have full access to at least one tree stump widda hole in it * You must not discuss what you're doing to the tree stump with anyone but us of the Nigeriknothheads * We only want anyone who has obtained their knowledge about the seriously screwed up way we live here from Mass Media (News or Performing Arts), Conspiracy Theorists (Amateur or Professional Authors or Speculators), Internet Rumors, or other HERESY, THERESY, HITHER-'N-YONSY, FROM HERESY TO BEYONCE, AH'LL TELL YOU WHATSY AND WAZZDAT DEY SAY. * Once you join the NIGERIKNOTHEADS within one week of you are required to take 10 selfies of you butt boinking a tree stump with a picture of Hillary Clinton watching you, which we can assure you will be the greatest goal you'll ever achieve being a member of this totally f**ked up cult and subsequently being adopted by a family of dung beetles in Burundi. * No one discard the message of the GREAT NIGERIKNOTHEADS if discarded the person will makes us so danged mad at you both day and night. * Failure to compel to the order and rules of the GREAT NIGERIKNOTHEADS shall see...eh...nothing really.  What do you imagine a bunch of us empty headed Third World dolts sitting around in a fly-infested internet café can DO, when we barely have the means to finger our own assholes? * The money ALWAYS flows AWAY from anyone that joins NigeriKnotheads members...And TO us here while we imagine what it'd be like to be able to finger our own assholes *

One of the rules of the NigeriKnotheads is "Every day we attempt to finger our asshole while farting" so I can't say too much about it here, there or in Schnectedy, which I can't even finds on a map of Liechtenstein. If you are truly interested and get back to me via email thailluminati666@gmail.com or call +2348169340571
Do not play mind games with peoples who can only imagine fingering their own assholes while living to sodomize tree stumps.  Don't think too long on this or you might suffer genital cramp or something.

 
 
That seemed to be the last straw for this latest collection of Nigeri-knotheads.  No plays wif me no mores:
 

 

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Debbie said...

You're a hit in Nigeria! Wow.

Debbie
Right Truth
http://www.righttruth.typepad.com

26 July, 2014 08:27  
Blogger Sandee said...

You play too many mind games. That's the problem here. Just give this crook your money and all will be well with their world.

Have a fabulous day. My very best to my buddy Seymour. ☺

26 July, 2014 09:31  

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