Asked 'n Answered

Sometimes, it's as simple as asked and answered.

A scammer sends me an email.  I edit it and send it back.

Sometimes, the scammer doesn't need to be a rocket scientist to know that me is not where he's going to make his bread 'n butter.

Sometimes, it takes a little more to sink in.

Here was a scammer that did take a little sinkage.

Not much, but a little.



A simple email scam:
　
　
Your EMAIL ADDRESS won you £1,000,000.00 GBP in the APPLE IPHONE CASH SPLASH with Ref No: AP-APIP2013. Email us at (appleiphoneuk2013@hotmail.com

) or 00447937606007 for details.　
Calls for a simple edit:
　
Subject: ASSHOLE IPHRAUD HAGGIS SPLASH!!!!!　Bloody mahvelous, isn't it bloke? Your bloomin' EMAIL ADDRESS won you a whacking great pile of moulderng haggis that will cost more than £1,000,000.00 GBP to enviro-f**king-mentally reclamate!
　
How do we bloody do cock ups like this, laddie buck? Because we're whacking great wankers of the worst genital wart kind, me lad.
　
So you bloody wog, contact instanters the ASSHOLE IPHRAUD HAGGIS SPLASH with Ref No: APHUCKINGMUGUHERE-2013. Send that bloody email to us at appleiphoneuk2013@hotmail.com or if you're a gullible blood pudding 'n kidney pie type you can bloody well call us at 00447937606007 for details. 　
Some bloomin' reprobate is answerin' the ruddy phone 'bout now
. 　
I was gratified to receive a ‘curiosity’ reply from the reputed scammer:
　
wtf is this? 　
Asked and answered:
wtf does it look like, ya bloody fool? 　
He didn’t bother to tell me what it looked like. He knew.