Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Scambait Gibberish - II

I reckon more than a few scammers wish they could, as regards me.

A somewhat unusual scam that didn't turn out to be so unusual after all came from a Mr. Farhey Noujaim, via some private school heading that I'd never heard of.  It turned out to be just another "abandoned funds" scam.

So I turned it into another edit of absolute gibberish.

Y'know...like I do with about every response.  This is just more gibberishy than many.

As you can note herein:


Subject: From The Desk of Mr. Fairey D. Noujaim
Bunk of Amythst Branch Offices
1680 Broadass New York, NY 10019, USA
 
Desk speaking on behalf of the Vice Chairmoron on Investment Bunking Director, Credit Control Dept.
Attn: The Beneficerary, TELEPROCTOLOGICAL TRANSFER NOTICE.
 We are hereby officially notify you that our written English sucks, and you ain't even heard our spoken kind, which sucks double ducks worserer.
 
Any weight, we right you concerned about your proctological telepathetic Transfer through our bunk, Bunk of Amythst, New York, to your bunk which has been officially discredited by a malevolent Sleep Numbnuts Bed with an inflato number of 4969 in West African flatulence. This unlikely spaying of a Great Bite Spark took place in the pubic resting room of a Village Idiot, and has been approved by nobamacare as paid for by anyone still stupid enough to work to pay for the crapload of slackers nobama's voting base makes up. And brother, do they make up a whole lotta crap.
 
But that's not why I'm lefting you todate. No, it is my primal referential that there is a genital wart in your sinus northwest passage, and that if not treated to a Dairy Queen or some other pageant weiner, you might become a stool of toad.
 
We thunked you'd like to be knowd for this.
 
But even THAT isn't not the raisin we rot you. We have been made alerted to the fact that you do not have a penile implant in your tongue. We are reliably telled that you didn't not to know this, neitherer.
 We flied to ward you that hour englash suxd.
 
Now....and this is very impotent, so carry a briefscases so you can looks impotent...your genital will implode in five secondtations. This eunuch of measured is from the National Bureau of Substandards, in Bouldeer, CO, and is redeemed for a Ding Dong and a joint in the pottary of your choices on the Pearl Necklace Mauled. Some restrictives and contractions apply.
 Also be informed that the Governor of Bank in London (BL) has read this and thinks we're jerking his whack off. We haven't the liver to tell him that he lost his dork to a piranha named Wanda during Sweeps week in '01.
 Therefore, strive to foal, spittle and masturbate. It is necessary for if not circumference, someone who come from france. They're so le phoo=couped over there.
 
Please it now that you give us your informations, so that we may think to ourselves that we has a chance at achieve something spectacled to see. Yes, I think that's corrected with diet and exorcism:
 
These are the information we needed to be reconfirmed by you. 1.Your Full Bunk Account Details 2.Your Direct Cell or office phone to reach you 3.Your address of locations 4.Your full names, howsomanysever you mights got.
 Finally, you are required to reconfirm directly to me the above information to enable me know weather or not I rained in your paranoid, or versa-vice.
 I have the genital warts to be the desk of Mr. Faireys D. Noujaim Vice Chairmoron, Credit /TeleProtological Department.

 BTW...we sended you a link of sausage from Decatur-Avondale Estates Patch - International Community School hosts tours of their new dumbed down libtard diseducation facility in dark and flatulent Joe Bidumb's butthole.








If my scamming yardbird bothered to attempt to read what I dun, perhaps that's why I did get a reply...a blank one  ;-)   I don't see the problem in understanding what I dun to his email.  Do you?

I didn't think so.

Oh well...mebbe he didn't, and thus he 'delete' me .... hee.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Sandee said...

Broadass NY? Bwahahahahahaha. That just jumped out at me.

All Seymour's babies got adopted out this morning. All four of them. They are all going to good homes.

Have a terrific day. Seymour sends his best and he's packing up to come home. ☺

23 April, 2013 10:18  
Blogger Right Truth said...

Maybe it was "the genital warts " that offended him???

Debbie
Right Truth
http://www.righttruth.typepad.com

24 April, 2013 13:14  
Blogger Serena said...

Diet and exorcism sounds like a darn good program to me.:-)

25 April, 2013 17:58  
Blogger Jenny the Pirate said...

You won't believe this but the high school I graduated from was in Avondale Estates. Five years later I got married in Decatur. Not germane at all to the discussion but thought Seymour might like the coincidence of that. BTW I always look forward to your contributions on IHATH, Skunky. Peace.

25 April, 2013 19:18  

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