Pharmacy Hell

Yeah, I know:  it's skirting the very fine line of the language I generally eschew here...*gesundheit*...but it fits the subject material perfectly.

Of late, I have been making email life a bit sucky for email scammer Andrew Green.  He was fool enough to respond to me, and to go one further, to try to silence me with insults.

*Game on*

So of late, every email edit I've done has had a recurring theme of using and abusing scammer Andrew Green for purposes of....annoying him.

It's working.

Here's the latest annoyance from the scam email editing department; an online pharmacy spam, rewritten with "Dr. Andrew Green" in mind:



Subject: Valentines Special Save
　So f**king WHAT if it's almost St. Patrick's Day? We're running a Valentine's Day special, and by f**king lizard lips, if we have to wait for the NEXT f**king Valentine's Day, get the f**k over it!

　
But I'm sure we have sh*t for horny leprechauns, too. Or horny pranksters on April 1. Just as we'll have sh*t for horny rabbits on Easter, and horny picnic baskets for the beginning of summer, horny fireworks on the 4th, horny low information voters on Labor Day, horny witches and goblins on Halloween, horny giblets at Thanksgiving, and horny elves and reindeer on Christmas! Brother, we gotz sh*t for EVERY OCCASION!


　
SAVE A FULL 80% ON HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT MEDS* INCLUDING NIAGRA**AND OTHER NAME BRAND SH*T!



NO PRRESCRIPTION REQUIRED, NO DOCTOR'S NOTE, NO FINGER UP THE ASS, NO PISS IN A BEAKER, NOT EVEN A F**KING BANDAID ON A WINKEE SORE! IF YOU THINK YOU NEEDZ IT, WE ARE SURE THAT WE THINKS*** WE GOTZ IT!


　
EMAIL US YOUR ORDER NOW: andrewgreen1759@yahoo.co.uk

Dr. Andrew Green, pHd, md, dds, wtf et al, guarantees you'll get results**** no matter what!

　
* Or med substitutes..we have two chimpanzees we turned loose in a chemist lab, and we have no idea what kind of shit they've made up...but we're packaging and selling it!
** It works in reverse of Viagra...see what we just did there?
*** if we ain't gotz it, we'll get our 'roid raging chimps to mix it up, or something probably not remotely akin...
**** Andrew Green is a dickless dumbass, but he is sure you'll notice something when you take the sh*t his chimps have whipped up...
DISCLAIMER: we're required to have one, but we ain't sayin' what our alcoholic attorney wrote for us to say, because he was drunk and we can't read Latin written in Azerbijani calligraphy script. It sure is weird looking sh*t...I think it might say that I wuz elected Pope, but I is pretty sure it doesn’t say that, I think.


Up until that email, ol' Andrew had remained true to his claim that he'd never reply to me again.  Up until that one, anyway:


would u stop!!!!!!!!!!


I had a ready answer for that:


No!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Do you think Andrew Green believes me?