Due Be Due
Perhaps he read my latest edit.
I don't know if it upset Mrs. Patricia Mustafa or not; though I think I'm uninvited to the scamming I was expected to RSVP.
Another scammer thinks she's learned something about me. More on that later.
Yes, the first scammer -- Mrs. Patricia Mustafa -- sent me one of those fancy Yahoo Invitation email formats, inviting me to contact her over $10.8 Million USD that sits in a bank in Burkina Faso, left by another one of those silly foreigners who are stupid enough to get on a plane in Burkina Faso, shortly before it fall down go BOOM.
If you believe their emails, so many of them do.
From an email entitled "Invitation: With Due Consideration", I decided to mix a little bit of Frank Sinatra into the edit -- very little, beyond the title -- along with a play on Mrs. Mustafa's alleged job title, that of Bill & Remittance Exchange, Bank of Africa, Burkina Faso.
I took a quack at it and it went like this:
Duck Butt & Bill and Exchange Manager,
Bank of Africa- (B.O.A)
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
My dearest friend,
This really quacks me up. See what I just did there? When you figure it out, please COULD YOU PLEASE REPLY ME THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS (email@example.com) AFTER GOING THROUGH THIS MESSAGE FOR CONFIDENTIAL REASONS
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise. I am the Manager of Duck Butts & Bills and Exchange at the Fowl Remittance Department of Bank of Africa (BOA), in my department I discovered an abandoned pile of duck butts and bills that is unprecedented to be found laying around in the vault of a bank, here or anywhere. Frankly, I do not know why such a pile of duck butts and bills would be here, but I guess that is why I have the job and title that I have. When I applied, I thought I'd be working with money. You just never f**king know, do you?
I Hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I have Repose on you, because we have witch doctors here who would love to get this stash to make voodoo fetishes and sodomize the duck butts in weird tribal rituals. I hope you understand the implications here.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you full details on how the business I wish to give you will be executed upon you in the manure to which I am able to execute stuff.
Here is my Private email address: (firstname.lastname@example.org) Please, reply me through this email address for security purpose.
I am waiting soonest to hear from you.
Mrs. Patricia Mustafa.