Is Charlotte Ready for Chicago Values?

Okay, so the RNC had their day in the sun.  Which the dems were gleefully hoping to be washed out to sea by Hurricane Issac.

But Issac didn't prove to be a good liberal hurricane.

Oh well...now it's the dem's turn to see how their 'Chicago Values' go over in Charlotte, NC.

My pet rock, Seymour, found me a circular from the DNC that promised other activities for convention goers to take a break with.

I doubt that they intended it to be representative of 'Chicago Values', as espoused by Rahm Emanuel.

So I helped them a bit, to make the circular more liberally-oriented and truthful in a way that libs tend to grind their teeth at, as it were:

From bloviating speeches about the glory of marxism and Islamofascism, to parties being hosted while Louisiana learns the backstroke, to fact-void lectures and indoctrinaire discussions, there will be a lot going on during the week of the convention, and most of it will be misreported and misrepresented by ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, the NYT and the WashPo.

We of the DNC have no time for truth.

No, what you're going to see in Charlotte is some of our udopian dream on parade.  You’re going to see dancing uteruses and vaginas, fresh from their dousing in Tampon, Florida, performing live abortions on stage, choreographed to Rachel Maddow’s menstrual cycle.

For those visitors and locals who want to get out of Uptown for a little exercise before the official daily proceedings begin, you are not welcome here; only our dependency class welfare couch potatoes are welcome here in Charlotte in 2012. 

Granted, we defend their right not to have to prove they're legal to vote, but they better bring their IDs to get in at our convention.  We luvs us hypocrisy, because our media allies won't call us on it.

Our Host Committee has partnered with the Catawba Gangland Flash Mobs, to allow flashmob looting of the fine shopping and dining opportunities that Charlotte has to offer, so our inner city, union thug and criminal delegates don’t feel out of place or lose their touch. Same goes for our allies and HAZMAT-quality friends in the Occupy movement; we won’t have trash pick up or any other hygienic activity that makes you feel unwelcome.

We democrats are all about infecting Charlotte with Chicago Values. We’re already ready with "Blame Bush" signs to be posted on every crime scene this week.

Each Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday morning during Convention Week, flash mobs will be unleashed on Walmarts, Chick-Fil-As, anything remotely related to Bain Capital, or anything else that we have identified as being owned and/or run by greedy, mean-spirited Republicans. If we don’t leave Charlotte looking like Detroit when we’re done, we have failed our base.

Looking to work up a bit of liberal hatemongering and vandalism? Anarchists can take part in a especially violent flashmob scene, to be announced shortly before it’s unleashed, hosted by "Republicans and Decent People Run for Your Life". Additionally, Forcible Income Redistribution, Chicago-Style, will be hosted by the Nation of Islam and New Black Panthers, in conjunction with MS 13 and the Muslim Brotherhood. Chris Matthews will be the keynote inciter.

The events are open to the public whether the public wants them or not; police protection is not available if you’re conservative. Choose wisely from our list of uncivil disobedience events, and choose the event you would like to be victimized at, so we can misuse your story later to show how all of this is Bush’s fault.

The deterioration of life and property are all a part of Charlotte Mayor Anthony Foxx’s "We Want Chicago Values Across America NOW" program.  Brought to you by the purveyors of the "You Didn't Build Nuthin" Small Business Denigrators, David Axelrod, Chairscum of More Marxist Hoax And Change in '12 and Beyond...

Charlotte will need their own hurricane to clean up their streets after this is over...