Thursday, July 27, 2017

A Pet Rock Responds To Democrap Messaging

My pet rock, Seymour, loves to scour the internet for posts he can edit.  By far, his favorite person to edit anything about is Kim Jong Un.

But when the democraps pitch a softball square over the strike zone -- as they did again this week -- my pet rock can't help but go for the bleachers with it.

Like an AP story about how the democraps -- again -- miss the point of the 2016 election, and blame their loss on people not getting their message.

Still deluded...after all these years.

And that's how Seymour seed it:

Democrats attempt rebranding yet again with different name for same old tired dishonest agenda

Seymour PetRock – WTFNS                

WASHEDUPTOWN (WTFNS) — Tone deaf democrapic leaders believe they lost to President Donald Trump because voters don't know what the party stands for. So they're trying to rebrand themselves with yet another dishonest, disingenuous slogan and the same old crap agenda as they imagine themselves looking ahead to the 2018 midterms.

It's called "Another try with the same sh*t deal, just said different" and House and Senate Democrapic leaders are dragging it out kicking and screaming Monday afternoon in Buriedville, Virginia. They're cautiously traveling outside the Beltway, but praying that cnn and pmsnbc will carry their latest misinformation far and wide.

After all, it takes fake news purveyors to carry fake news.

Senate Minority nincompoop Chuck Schumer of New York, House Minority douche canoe Nancy Pelosi of California, along with other lowlife House and Senate Democraps, are making the presentation after wasting months of internal debate and analysis of polling and focus groups, when every Trump voter could tell them that their message of corruption and deceit was heard loud and clear.

Democraps – hoping that dumbed down education had diluted the common sense of the overall electorate – were surprised when Trump was able to sway working-class voters from them. They spent months deluding themselves that voters don't know what the party stands for, and the latest misinformation effort is aimed at further deluding themselves.

Schumer failed to acknowledge on Sunday that Democraps were to blame for the American people having had enough of their negative, racebaiting, devisive crap.

"When you lose an election to someone who ran against the worst candidate we could field, you look in the mirror and say DERP, like ol' Nanc here.  And you look for any answer that can be made up to deny the real reason that we lost:  so we don't have to face the fact that we tee totally suck as a party," Schumer accidentally admitted to lamestream servile mediocres Sunday.

The full title of the agenda is "Another try with the same sh*t deal, just said a different way for the umpteenth time."

"The Democrapic Party's mission is to help tear down an America in which working people are dumbed down and totally ready to buy into the socialist state and utter dependency on government run by us democraps, while those who oppose us know that we'll have a knife in their back," say documents accompanying the drag-out.

There are three overarching goals: deceit, deception and denial, pretty much giving working Americans the same jack wagon load of sh*t in the 21st Century as they were fed in the latter half of the 20th.

Deceptive talking points memos will be rolled out over time. On Monday, three are being unveiled:

—Lowering common sense and education standards further. Too many voters for Trump prove that the populace isn't stupid enough to entrench democraps for life  as yet.

—Cracking down on conservatives. Democraps would attempt to enact marxist standards to limit opposition in print, radio, TV and on the internet, so they wouldn't have to worry about their real message being exposed and spread by conservative challengers.

—Creating millions more welfare dependents. The agenda includes proposals for expanding welfare dependency by 1000% as soon as possible.

Democraps hope to make gains in next year's midterm elections with more fake news, false promises and support from the integrity-void press to mask the democrap objectives.

Yet they are pretty much full of sh*t, and younger democraps seem to be starting to get what party leaders don't: that from Hellary Clinton on down, voters got the democrap message all too loud and clear. And soundly rejected it. Party strategists refuse to accept that, saying that accepting and facing the truth isn't what George Soros is paying them for.
My pet rock is getting no closer to a Pulitzer, but he might get a dubious mention in an upcoming Bloom Bill the Cat's geologic twin.


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Blogger Sandee said...

The dems are such poor losers aren't they. I also think Seymour does a fine job on these. He's spot on.

Have a great day, Seymour. My best to your dad and Element. ☺

27 July, 2017 08:11  

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