Skunkfeathers: The Scam IRS Is Back...

There are certain and generally limited ways that the IRS will reach out and contact you when they want or need to.

While some of their agents would love to do it as pictured here, this isn't generally SOP for them.

Scammers from Benin don't seem to care to research what is SOP, so as to make their scam templates the least bit believable. They just mention IRS and money, and hope that's enough.

Doesn't work here. It especially doesn't work here with a couple of 'editing gone wild' pet rocks named Seymour and Element.

Like for example when this recent effort to give this household the business showed up:

HelloIRS OFFICEGreeting from IRS USAInternal Revenue Service United States Department of the TreasuryAccessibility Skip to Top Navigation 2283 3rd Ave New York, NY 10035,United States.Greeting from IRS USAWe the Internal Revenue Service, believed that you received theprevious message we sent to you, prior to your dealings with the U.SCustom Authority at (JFK) John F. Kennedy International Airport NewYork as regards to your over-due contract payment consignment trunkbox wAorth $10,500.000.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand UnitedStates Dollars only), which was endorsed in your favor and like westated earlier, we have dully screened through this project asstipulated on our protocols of operation and have finally confirmedthat your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from allface and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund withoutany further delay.

They went on to audibly flatulate that to make all this happen would cost me only $669 USD.

The 'real' IRS has never offered me millions from any source and most certainly never will...dammit. The 'fake' array of IRSes out there will certainly keep trying to convince me that they mean it, even when they include mention of the offer coming from assordid West African states.

And that's where my 'editing gone wild' pet rock Seymour comes in:

From: MR. Henry 'Mark of the Demonic Ass' <mn5962351@gmail.com>Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2021 3:35 PMSubject: Oh Hell No It's The IRS OFFICE

Oh Hell No It's The IRS OFFICE

Greeting from IRS USA with orifices wherever asses are.Infernal Revenue Service United States Department of the TreacheryAccessibility Skip to Top Navigation...oh F**K, Code 404 Error

2283 3rd Ave New York, NY 10035,United States and Newark.

We the Infernal Revenue Service, believed that you received theprevious message we sent to you, prior to your dealings with the U.SCussed Up Authority at (JFK) John F. Kennedy International Airport NewYork as regards to shenanigans over a badly-construed template of

dubious scammercedence worth totally nothing.

It nonetheless was endorsed in your favor and we have dully screened

through this project as stipulated on our protocols of operation and

have finally confirmed that this whole process is 100% genuinely f**ked

up and full of more hitches than you can imagine, and we're ready to

turn your world up-the-f**king-side down without any further delay.

I want to personally assure you that you will have one chance and one

only to make this right, by paying our fees and penalties of USD $669

soonest. All we demand now is for you to do right now go ahead andsend the payment with the name listed below so we can forward it toour bank accounts in the Benin Republic.

This is what you're paying for and won't receive:Type:......CONSIGNMENT TRUNK BOX

Containing:...a date night with a full sized inflatable Taylor Swift sex toy

Size:...../ 2:1 CM.Weight:...5.6KG.Color:.....BLACK BOXRegistration NO: #98123964Serial #8867843199Pin number...*****

fee via MoneyGram or Western Onion before it will become too late forConsideration. At which point we turn you over for audit and sneeze

all of your assets, you non-compliant f**k, you.

This is an official notification and we advise you treat it withutmost urgency, in your best interest which we and only we have

at heart, or some other organ, appendage...whatever.CONTACT EMAIL serviceoffice602@gmail.com

This edit seemed to work better with the Benin version of the IRS than it might have with the domestic version: nothing further from the scamsterers. That said, I refuse to let Seymour or Element edit my taxes like this.

"Oh PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!"