Scammers and Bidumb Fouling Everything These Days

While #fjb is busy screwing up everything from A to Z, scammers are getting pissed that he's out doing them in the screw'd up department.

Perhaps they'd do well to pay attention to just how screw'd up Bidumb is, but eh...they're not any brighter than the abject nincompoop from Vermont.

And after the Vatican, with emphasis on poop.

At any rate, a scammer from Cote Ivoire came along at a perfect time with a bit of schimel that's right up Bidumb's ass alley.

Here 'tis:

Dear Sir/Madam

I work with Nsia bank, and the account manager to an Engineer Jonas,
who has an account with valued at $16. 7 Million USD. He died with his
wife, and their two children on the 21st of April 2019 in a ghastly
car accident along Yamoussoukro express Road here in Cote Ivoire.

Since we’ve been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for two years
now, i seek your acceptance to present you as a relative to the
deceased, for the fund to be released to you as his next of kin which
will be transferred to your account, and upon confirmation in your
account it will be shared 50/ 50 between us.

All I require is your honest cooperation to receive and secure the
fund in your account till it is shared accordingly. It is risk free as
our interest will be protected. If you're capable to secure the fund ,
respond to my proposition by providing your address, age, occupation
and your mobile number.

Waiting to hear from you.

Mr. Peter zogbe John

This buffoon could be working for Bidumb's depressed suckretary, Jen Psuki, for all I know.

Which is why my primary 'editing gone wild' pet rock, Seymour, wanted a shot at an edit of John's email:

Dear Sir/Madam/WhateverTF You Consider Yourself

I work with Uber Oceanic Shipping, and am in charge of arranging

the dispatching of container ships chocked full of all the world's 

shippable sh*t to wherever the f**k it's supposed to go.

Until recently:  now all my dispatchable ships are stacked up outside

of New York and Los Angeles harbors because #f**kjoebiden is the

biggest incompetent nimrod the world has ever seen, far eclipsing 

Jimmy Carter, Idi Amin and The Three Stooges in the incompetence

department.

The senile old perv has jacked up the world's shipping all because

he crapped himself with the Pope and his punk kid is an amuck junkie.

All I have left to use for product shipping are three replicas of the

Santa Maria, the Pina Colada and the Wallflower, three undersized

wind-driven ships of dubious antecedence and poor lumbering.

Even Greenpeace wants no part of these tubs.

After we lost a similar ship -- the Liechtensteinian-flagged 

Flieger Schiesse, loaded with yo-yos that sank in an Atlantic

storm 38 times -- we need your help.

Throw out the self-soiling nincompoop, and put adults back

in charge, so we can get OUR ships unloaded and back here

to reload.

The shipment of Clappers, located next to an

auditorium is driving us f**king nuts...lights on and f**king

off all day and night.

Please clear this sh*t up.

Waiting to hear from you or someone that looks like you unless you look like #fjbPoopyPants.

Mr. Peter zogbe John

Seymour is eagerly anticipating a reply from John.

My other pet rock, Element, and my deactivated Amazon Alexa, aren't holding their breath.  Which I'm not sure how that'd work, though neither has turned blue so far.