BMW's Vaccine Promo From Scamland

Online email scammers seem to love BMW, especially to use as a scam.  I see more scam car giveaways from BMW than any other manufacturer.

I'm sure that BMW is not amused.

Once again, I got the good ol' BWM Lottery email from Scamland, and of course, my two pet rocks were reading over my shoulder.

And I heard a *TOING* from Seymour...which is his way of letting me know he wants to edit the scam.

Editing-gone-wild pet rocks are something to behold.

Here's how Seymour took up the latest effort from Scamland:

From: BMW VACCINE DEPARTMENT <missblessingfrancis2@gmail.com>
Sent: Thursday, August 26, 2021 3:09 PM
Subject: BMW VACCINE DEPARTMENT

 

BMW VACCINE DEPARTMENT
5070 WELSHER BLVD
LOST ANGELES. KALIFORLORNIA 90036
'MERICA
EMAIL:(humanrightcrimefighter@gmail.com )

NOTE: E-FLAT

Dear Reciperant,

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a prize of a
brand new vaccine x5 Series manufactured by BMW and a free

prostate check for the first 50,000 despondents from the International

House of Fraud held on the 2nd section in the third week of the 

eighth month of the year 2021.

BMW making a vaccine, you ask?  Why the f**k not:  if Pfizer can

kill people with theirs, we should be able to do at least as good as

that.  Plus, we didn't limit our vaccine to just killing healthy people

to protect them from dying from COVID; our vaccine will kill healthy

people so as to protect them from dying from AIDS, SARS, EBOLA,

OBOLA, WEST NILE/EAST RIVER, RICKETTS, GON-WITH-THE-WIND-

ERRIA, VAGINAL CRICKETS, CRAMPS, HEART ATTACKS, STROKES AND

PAINFUL RECTAL ITCH.

But wait:  THERE'S MORE:  if you're among the first 50,000 despondents

to receive our vaccine, you'll also receive, absolutely free, a COVID 

rectal-nasal screening, all at the same time!  Same swab, saving time,

money and guaranteeing results that even the dnc, cdc and cnn will

be happy to obfuscate on a daily basis!

Operators are standing by (they think that, because we're BMW, 

this has to do with cars...deluded 'wokes', cave in).  

The BMW Vaccine is approved by the British equivalent of the 'Merican

Centers for Demo Crap (CDC), a mindless tool of the Democrap National

Crimemittee (DNC), operating with the total propaganda cover from 

cnn, eagerly assisted by pms13nbc, the new york slimes, washpoo and

other bastions of leftist chicanery.

Better still, our vaccine has received

enthusiastic endorsements from the Taliban, Isis, Bill Gates, Dr. Anthony

Frankenstein Fauxci, George Shar pei Soros, the WHO (the corrupted

world hellth folks, not the band or the doctor), the Hollywad Film Actors

Guild, Rob 'Meathead' Reiner, Jennifer 'Pool Drainer' Aniston, Christine

Blasey "36 Years To Make Up Something" Ford and so many, many more

that give us the cred we need to do this*.

Contact our 'Friend of maligNANCY Pelosi' reprehensible as follows:

Email:   Blessing Francis  (humanrightcrimefighter@gmail.com)
Contact him by providing him with your secret pin code Number
BMW:255125WTF/OMG03/23.
You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information
as soon as possible:

1. Name In Full :
2. Residential Address :
3. Nationality :
4. Age :
5. Sex (there are 58 choices to date, so choose wisely):
6. Occupation :
7. Direct Phone :
8. Present Country :
9. Email address :
10. pin code Number BMW:255125WTF/OMG03/23.

Please you are to provide him with the above listed details as soonest as
possible if not soonerer so he can begin with the processing of your vaccine**.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part
of our and the DNC's experimental pogrom.

Gender Neutral/Non-Binary Rachael Adams.
THE DIRECTOR OF POGROMS
BMW VACCINE DEPARTMENT
'MERICA

A subsidiary of the George Soros Population Reduction Organization

*nothing like a collection of mindless, 'woke' twats to help the Left destroy civilization

**made from lots of the same sh*t as meth with guaranteed results, though probably

not the ones you'd have thought about if you'd bothered to research the very VERY

sordid people behind this plandumbic.

The sweepstakes scammer never bothered to follow up after receiving Seymour's edit; but I'm sure that he's on the cdc's concentration camp list for a future forced vaccination.

"Am NOT!!!!!  PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!"