Skunkfeathers: Scam FBI Meets Eruptible MAGA

These days, it seems as if the real fbi has become reduced to the Hazard County (GA) Sheriff's Department, aka Sheriff Roscoe P. Coaltrane.

Obola and the deep state pretty much wrecked the former.

Of course, Third World sh*thole scammers don't know that, and think the FBI still bears a recognized and respected name hereabouts. Why else would they try scams under that banner so often?

Like this one:

COMPENSATION
This is FBI special agent David Jackson. I was delegated alongside
others by the United Nation to come over to Africa to investigate
fraudsters who had been in the business of swindling foreigners
especially those that had one form of transaction/contract and another.
In the course of our investigation, we detected that your name
and details in our Scammed Monitoring Network.
We also found out that you were scammed of a huge sum of
money by impostors via Western union and MoneyGram. Be informed
that in a bid to alleviate the suffering of scammed victims, the
United Nations team initiated this compensation program and you are entitled
to the sum of (TWO MILLION DOLLAR) $2m usd compensation for being a victim.
The said fund will be officially released to you through the paying
bank mandated by the United Nations which would be forwarded to you on
receipt of your email reply.
However, we have been able to arrest some of the swindlers who have been in
this illicit business and would be prosecuted accordingly. Be informed
that we have limited time to stay back here, so we advise you to respond to this
message as soon as possible. Do not inform those that collected money from you
before now about this new development to avoid jeopardizing our investigation.
All you need do is to follow our instruction and receive your
compensation accordingly as directed by the United Nation Team.
We urgently wait to receive your response.
Regards,
David Jackson.

I suppose the real fbi -- when not executing search warrants on innocent citizens the Bidumb regime considers unreliable (ie., don't buy his bullshevik) -- might find themselves reduced to sending out scams like this if they continue to deteriorate.

At least this scammer hopes so.

Instead, my scam-baiting character chooses to key on the name the scammer used and work that into the scam-ending reply:

Well that's nice and all, and actually makes a tad bit of sense, since today's fbi has become pretty much a laughingstork with what the democraps have done to the agency.

However, the only David Jackson I know worked for the USGS and died on the north face of Mount St. Helens in 1980. At least in the movie, anyway. Too bad too: his girlfriend was a hottie.