Hooha: Ah'm Degreed From The Poison Ivy League

 The pet rocks said it couldn't be done.

I said that it could.

I had my scambaiting character do the requisite work and in short order, wha la:  Jack N. Ewehoff is a graduate of Hahvahd Eunuchversity specializing in Crustacean Gender and Minefield Reclamation Studies.

And why not?  The Left's crimepaign to dumb down higher and/or any ed is turning universities into intellectual eunuchversities on an accelerating basis.

Seymour is horrified that Jack will be teaching crustaceans how to clear minefields after having their gender identities turned inside out.

Element is amused at Seymour's reaction.

Alexa continues to parrot ..."Hmmm...I don't know that one".

Just another day in this household...