ATM Travails of the Scamming 'n Infamous
Where you get caught is if you believe the original email. It's a "pay the fee for the card and you'll never hear from us again" scam.
I enjoy editing their scam "testimonials" and sending them back to both themselves and a growing number of their peers. One of these got me a death threat that promised to take me out "before the holiday".
*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZER* Still here, and still tormenting that scammer.
In the meantime, here's one example of the scam to set the table:
NEED A HACKED ATM CARD WITH PIN?
We sell physical loaded ATM cards . It is a croned card that can be used to withdraw Cash at any ATM Machine. This Cards comes in Visa/Mastercard. Therefore it works at any ATM Machine that accept Visa/mastercard Worldwide.
CAN I USE THIS READY MADE ATM CARD TO BUY STUFF IN STORES? OR ONLINE SHOPPING? PAY BILLS?
Yes, with this physical ATM card, you can use it to pay stuff at stores through POS. With this ATM card information, you can use it online to pay bills or do online shopping. When you order for this card, Full information about the card will be given to you. We also reload your card when funds exhausted.
DO I NEED TO ORDER NEW CARD EVERY TIME I SPENT THE FUNDS FINISH?
No, if you have already ordered our card, there is no need to keep ordering new cards, Just contact us for a reload. We shall easily reload the ATM card already in your possession
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO RECEIVE ATM CARD IN MY COUNTRY?
If you are in the USA, you will receive your card in 48 HOURS with guaranteed. If you are outside the USA, Your card will arrive to you between 3 – 5 business days guaranteed.
HOW SAFE IS THIS CARD?
It is 100% safe to use this card. Because it will be shipped to you as a gift card.
DO YOU ALSO RELOAD ANY OTHER CARD NOT FROM THIS CRONED CARDS?
Yes, we can reload any Active and valid cards, any type of card just contact us for a reload (prepaid cards, credit/debit cards).
HOW DO I ORDER FOR THE ATM CARD?
Send us an Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
HOW DO WE MAKE THIS CARD?
we use a machine MSR to crone this cards . You can also buy this machine from us at $850 Only. You can order for the ATM card either the designed card or the blank card but still same information on them.
if you are interested, send an email to email@example.com
You get the idea.
Now, here are a few games I and my pet rock, Seymour, have played with them in the 'Edits Gone Wild' Department:
We are universal the douchenozzle Universal Odor Of Nigerian Fecal Faces and we just succeed with proving to the world that we are tops in our game of being Third World twatwaffles.. well, this seems strange but true.. we just succeeded with letting every country on Earth know that we are f**king scum suckers of the lowest odor, even for Lagos. We don't do anything but sit in a fly infested internet cafe in Lagos picking our asses and dreaming up email scams that generally are so bad that even a person with four working brain cells knows we're full of sh*t. we know this is illegal but we figure that since we are the lowest of lowlifes we might as well suck as badly as we possibly can before Boko harumphf rapes our goats. i do many things on low key to avoid doing anything constructive or useful, and if you are like us and just as lowlife suckass as us, email me on firstname.lastname@example.org number +14695674353. Whatsapp +2348132990453
.Hi, My name THIBUAT LOUIS SYDNEY and i just want to share my experience with everyone. I have being hearing about deflated testicles for a while and i never really paid any interest to it because of my doubts that New England football players would really do this thinking that it would help. Until one day i discovered a New England guy called Tom. he is really good for the most part at what he is doing. Back to the point, I inquired about The deflated testicles If it works or even Exist. They told me Yes and that its a procedure designed for random deflation without being noticed and can also be used for winning football games of any kind. This was shocking and i still had my doubts. Then i gave it a try and it hurt like having an elephant play ping pong with my bonkers. Hoping and praying it was not a scam. One week later i noticed that my testies stayed deflated and tried with the closest gas station air hose to re-inflate them and all I got was a high pressure blow job that made people and farm animals look at me funny. This was unbelievable and the unhappiest day of my life. So far i have being able to not fix what this New England f**kstick Tom talked me into trying. I don't know why i am posting this here, except for fact that a YouBoob video is out there somewhere belittling me now. If you want to contact them, you're an idiot if you read this first. Here is the email address email@example.com And I believe they will also Change your Life for worst.
I am Mrs ASIHA BUHARI from united a-hab the a-rab state, I want to share my testy monkey on how i got painful rectal itch from my camel, and it easy as hell for you too.
I am Mrs ASIHA BUHARI from Uranus -- a 'burb of Lagos -- I want to share my painful rectal itch. I was so wrecked that my company fired me simply because i was running around the office, dragging my ass on the carpet like a dog, trying to cope with my painful rectal itch contracted from sex with a yak. i didn't listen to the doctor and stay away from the yak because it looked so sad if I didn't let it do me, so things kept getting worse by the day that i couldn’t afford my meth habit. I owe so many people for letting me be a comfort to their yaks. About to give up and switch to cucumbers i kept searching for job online when i came across the testimony of a lady called Hellary RodeHardPutAwayWet Clinton on how she couldn't remember the things she lied about from Watergate to Emailgate and SomeonePutABackUpAlarmOnThatFatAssGate. Due to my present state, i had to get in touch with the DNC and i was told the procedures and along with their terms which i agreed to abide with -- I have to vote under ten dozen different names in 2016 -- and to my greatest surprise, i received a fecal covered piece of carpet to rub on my painful rectal itch with an obolascare sticker on it and now owe $800 a month for the f**king premium.
All the gawddamned Thanks to the sh*t for brains that dreamt that up and this twatwaffle at this email too firstname.lastname@example.org